Summer with the Pine Twins

Land Before Swine: Part 1

Mabel's p.o.v.

Waddles and I peek out the window and watch Grunkle Stan take another tour around the place and I smile, he was finally gone! Soos and Wendy were on a lunch break and Dipper and (y/n) were monster hunting. "Finally Waddles, we have the whole house to ourselves, what do you think? Dance party? He gives me an oink. "I'm not hearing a no," I flip the sign from open to closed and started playing music. Waddles and I start dancing around the shop, chewing on whatever we could find, posing and we even wore matching sunglasses and took a selfie.

After some more dancing, I grew tired and cuddled up with Waddles on the floor, soon falling asleep after I whispered. "Waddles can I tell you a secret? You're my favorite pig in the whole world," A few minutes later, I wake up to hear someone stumble over me. Grunkle Stan faceplants onto the floor and asks "Mabel? What are you doing on the floor?" "Being cute and great," I answer, side hugging Waddles. "And I thought your brother was weird." "No, he's more like..." I grab the hat Dipper wears and put it on as I pretend to be awkward. "Let's solve a mystery, I kiss a pillow with (y/n)'s face drawn on it," Grunkle Stan starts to laugh at my impression of Dipper when Waddles starts to eat his pants leg, ripping the cloth. Angry, Grunkle Stan opens the door, demanding Waddles to go outside. "Alright, outside now!" I pick up Waddles shouting "No!"

"Grunkle Stan, it's not safe for Waddles outside, there's predators and barbequers!" "Thay's just the natural order, it's not my fault your pig is potentially delicious." "He should be inside like a person!" "People don't roll around in their own filth- except for Soos." "And we're the lesser for it, maybe we're the ones who should be put outside, huh? Huh?! Think about it!" We argue before I storm off.

(y/n)'s p.o.v.

"Today's the day (y/n), Soos, thanks for coming along with us on this mission," Dipper says as we started unpacking our stuff. "Dude, it's an honor, today I'm sweating from heat and excitement!" He sits down in the truck next to us as I pull out our case file, which was just a file filled with news clippings about the latest mystery. "There's something hiding in these woods, something big enough to rip the roof off of a car if we get a photo of this thing..." I explain when Dipper finishes my sentence. "We'll be heroes!" "Yeah, we'll get all the babes, you'll be fending off smooches with a stick," Soos chokes, poking Dipper as he chuckles. "Shut up man." "With a stick dude!" I frown at the thought of other girls chasing Dipper to give him affection, and I grip the end of the truck, trying to keep my cool. "Here, give (y/n) and me a boost," I hear and watch them hop off the truck before I join them.

We climb up the trees and start hanging our camera all around our trap, Soos tied up the last camera and slid down the trunk to the branch we were on, his hands covered in sap. "Is sap supposed to be this sticky?"

"If everything goes according to plan, the creature will grab that steak, cross through the string and set of cameras A, B, and C." "And nothing could go wrong, high-five!" The boy's high-five, the sap keeping the two stuck. Giggling I reach in the bag for wipes as Dipper mutters "This was poorly planned."

Suddenly a huge gust of wind blows and we hear all the cameras go off. When we open our eyes, the steak was gone, we give each other an excited look and quickly collect the cameras, and head home.

Mabel's p.o.v.

I was in the living room watching tv while I stitched a sweater for Waddles to wear when a certain commercial catches my attention. "Hey, you!" "Me?" "Sick of constantly dropping your baby?" "Yes!" "Hi I'm Bobby Renzobbii and what you need is the Huggy Wuvvy Tummy Bundle!" "I can hold ten babies at once!" "I know what you're thinking: Does it work for pigs? Yes, it does work for pigs! Dummy! And the Huggy Wuvvy could be yours! IT WORKS FOR PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGS!" I gasp in excitement at the ad and grab my money and find Grunkle Stan getting ready for his next tour group. "Grunkle Stan! I'm off to get a Huggy Wuvvy Tummy Bundle!" "Yeesh! Isn't knitting matching sweaters for that pig enough?" He asks, looking down at the red sweaters we were wearing, mine had Waddles face on it and his had mine, though I still need to finish his, it was still connected to the yarn ball. 

"Nope, anyway I need you to look after this little gentlemen while I'm gone." "Not now kid, I got some tourists comin' through." "Grunkle Stan I know you're not crazy about Waddles," I say and Grunkle Stan glares at him stating "He's a fat naked jerk." "But you do care about me, promise me you won't let him outside?" I ask, giving him the puppy dog eyes and he waves me off. "Fine, yeah, yeah, I promise." "Thanks, Grunkle Stan!" I shout, running out of the room.

Grunkle Stan's p.o.v.

Waddles comes up to me and starts sniffing my feet so I get down on his level and warn him. "I'm watching you pig," I was pointing at him and he lifts his hoof up and touches my finger with it. I move my hand away from him with a shudder as I continue to get ready for my next tour group.

Dipper's p.o.v.

"We did it! It tripped the wire! Somewhere in these cameras is a photo of that creature, (y/n) and I will go develop the film," I excitedly state, holding the cameras as Soos tells us: "And I'll go make us victory nachos, Dipper, (y/n), and Soos for life!" We fist bump as we run off in different directions.

Grunkle Stan's p.o.v.

"And here ladies and gentlemen is our final exhibit, the most hideous creatures known to man!" I exclaim, pulling down a red drape to reveal a mirror that all the tourists looked in before laughing. "Look it's us!" "Right, right? We have fun here but seriously folks, this is something! I present to you a unicorn, made out of corn the Cornicorn!" When nobody gave a reaction I mutter "I...I dunno, I'm tired," I pull back the drape to show just the wires and eaten corn cobs all over the floor. "What the?!" My attention turns to Waddles in the corner, chewing on a cob. "What a rip-off, kids we're leaving." "No! No! NO!" I shout as the group leaves and I let out a growl as I glared at this jerk of a pig. "YOU!"