Summer with the Pine Twins

Bottomless Pit: Part 4

Dipper's p.o.v.

"How we ever gonna get outta here?! Think guys!" I exclaim as Soos tells me "I'm trying but it's hard with that gorgeous pinball wench distracting me," We look at a spinning paper figure of a lady dressed all fancy while Soos gave it a wave. We all give him a look and he gets back on task. "Okay don't worry guys, I know every inch of this machine. There's a manual power switch inside, I can sneak in there and turn off the game but we'll have to distract the cowboy guy...Are any of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?" Soos asks us and Mabel stares off into the distance muttering "My time has come..." 

"Alright, let's go, Soos...Soos?" We turn to see him trying to ask out the paper wench with a sigh (y/n) walks up and slaps it, making it spin before crossing her arms. "Come on out and show yourselves varments!" The skull shouts and me, my sister, and (y/n) step outside and start making random noises with random actions, fully distracting the guy while Soos did his thing. "Hey! Hey! Listen to me and look at what I'm doing!" "Something ain't right here...Let me see where this is going."

(y/n)'s p.o.v.

After successfully distracting the skull we go back and hide behind the saloon cut out again. "Yipee tie eye- what?! Where are ya?! Darn it! I wish I had a neck," We unscrew a screw and peek in through the hole to see what was taking Soos so long. "Soos! Pst! What's going on?!" I whisper shout to him as Dipper chimes in. "Just press the switch already!" "Okay so...I was gonna do that but I've been thinking...According to this turning off the power erases the high score permanently. That score is like my one big life accomplishment," He tells us, pointing at the warning sticker that read in bold letters Warning: Turning off power will erase all data. 

"What?! If you don't hurry up we could die in here!" Dipper whispers shouts at Soos. "Fair point but what is life anyway when compared to the immortality of a high score?" "Soos! You can always re-earn your score! Are you out of your-" I start shouting when the backdrop falls as the skull's voice rang out. "There ya'll are! Get ready to meet your maker kids! My maker is Ballway Games Redmond, Washington," The skull opens his mouth and a very powerful gust starts to suck us toward his mouth, Dipper's hat flies into the mouth and burns, his mouth was an incinerator!

"Soos!" "Soos please!" "Soos turn it off!" All three of us shout at him before letting out a shriek of terror as we started to fly into the mouth when the game turned off and we all woke up in our normal bodies. It looked like we all had decided to take a nap on the bean bag. We woke up with a start and Soos asks "Woah, you dudes ok?" "Yes, Soos you did it! You freed us!" Mabel cheers and Dipper apologizes to Soos.

"Hey man, I'm sorry you had to lose your high score." "That's ok, I got a new life accomplishment now: Saving you dudes," We all aw at him. "You think that pinball wench will call me?"

Grunkle Stan's p.o.v.

"I can't believe this nonsense, magic tonics, Soos winning at something? Where do you come up with this stuff?" I question before grabbing the glow stick stating " I'll tell you a good story, it's called Grunkle Stan wins the football bowl."

I grab the ball and run to the scoring end before doing my victory dance as the football team approaches me. "Mr. Pines. I thought old folks were useless but you taught me and my gloating friends a lesson," The team cheers for me. "Here's your football-winning trophy Mr. Pines," A beautiful lady told me as a large trophy is rolled to me. "Thanks, beautiful woman but I couldn't have done it without my sidekick: Foot-bot," I gesture toward a small robot with feet as he told me "Thank you for building me daddy," We all gather around for a photo and laugh as jets flew over us spewing the red, white, and blue colors.

"Boo!" "Come on!" "That was really dumb," The kids complain and I ask "What?! That story was great, I even threw in a talking robot for the kids." "Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna tell a non-terrible story. A story called Truth Ache!" Mabel exclaims, grabbing the glow stick from me.

Mabel's p.o.v.

Grunkle Stan had taken us out for an errand where we were picking up a bear. "This attraction is gonna make me a fortune! Easy with that bear Cordaroid! I need him in showroom condition!" Grunkle Stan shouted at Wendy's dad as he hugged the bear. " Aw, they're hugging!" "So let me get this straight, your plan is to teach this bear to ride a bicycle?" Dipper asks as (y/n) shakes her head no with a facepalm muttering "No, it's much worse..." "Now come on, everyone's seen a bicycle-riding bear. No, no I'm gonna teach this bear to drive!"