Summer with the Pine Twins

Tourist Trapped: Part 4

Dipper's p.o.v

Quickly (y/n) and I get into the cart and we start to speed backward when Soos stops us. "Dude, it's me, Soos. This is for the zombies," He hands me a shovel. "Thanks," I quickly say when he hands (y/n) a bat, stating "And this is in case you see a piñata." "Uh...Thanks?" She says in a questioning tone before we drive off,  Soos shouting " Better safe than sorry!"

Mabel's p.o.v

"Mabel, now that we've gotten to know each other, there's something I should tell you," Norman suddenly says, turning away from me as the wind blew through my hair. "Oh Norman, you can tell me anything," I tell him before begging in my mind that he was a vampire. He turns to face me again, saying "Alright just don't freak out ok? Just keep an open mind, be cool," He reaches for his zipper and pulls it down soon taking off his coat to reveal a bunch of gnomes. "Is this weird? Is this too weird? Do you need to sit down?"

I was speechless. "Right, I'll explain, so we're gnomes, first off get that one out of the way," The top one says, clapping his hands once. "Uh..." I try to say something but I still hadn't processed all of this. "I'm Jeff, and here we have Carson, Steve, Jason, and I'm sorry I always forget your name," Jeff tells me, gesturing to each gnome making up the person, I used to know as Norman. "Shmebulock." "Shmebulock! Yes! Anyways, long story short, us gnomes have been looking for a new queen right guys?" 

Jeff snaps before giving the rest of his explanation and I sit down on a rock and facepalm as the rest of the gnomes repeat the word queen, Dipper, and (y/n) were right, sure he's not a zombie but they were gnomes. "So what do you say? Will you join us in holy matragnomy? Matra-matra- matrimony, bleh! I can't talk today," Jeff says, the gnomes kneeling down as they pull out a beautiful crystal engagement ring, and I kiss my teeth, sucking in air.

"Look, I'm sorry guys you're really sweet but...I'm a girl and you're gnomes and it's like what? Yikes..." I tell them, trying to come up with a good way to tell them no. "We understand, we'll never forget you, Mabel," Jeff tells me and I give him a smile about to head home when he says "Because we're gonna kidnap you." "Huh?" Jeff jumps out at me and I let out a scream.

Dipper's p.o.v.

"Don't worry Mabel! We'll save you from that zombie!" I shout after hearing Mabel's scream as I drive deeper into the forest and I drive up to a bunch of little people trying to tie my sister down as the little guy in front of us stated "The more you struggle the more awkward this is gonna be for everybody. Okay, just get her arm there Steve," Mabel gets up and punches one of them away from her as she then started to kick them away. 

"What the heck is going on here?!" I ask as (y/n) and I step out of the cart, one of them hissing at me, causing me to flinch as Mabel exclaims "Dipper! (y/n)! Norman turned out to be a bunch of gnomes! And they're total jerks! " She punches one and they retaliate by pulling her hair. "Ow! Hair! Hair! Hair!" "Gnomes? Huh, I was way off."

I mutter, pulling out the journal as I flipped to the page that talked about gnomes. "Gnomes, little men of the Gravity Falls Forest, weaknesses unknown," I read out loud and Mabel shouts "Oh come on!" "Hey! Hey! Let go of my sister!" I shout as I approached the gnome that was on the rock.

"Oh, hey there um you know this is all really just a big misunderstanding. You see your sister isn't in any danger, she's just marrying all 1,000 of us and becoming our gnome queen for all eternity, isn't that right honey?" "You guys are butt faces!" She shouts, trying to break free from her restraints when one of the gnomes covers her mouth to keep her quiet. 

(y/n)' p.o.v.

The gnome turned back to face us with an awkward smile when his gaze lands on me and he squints his eyes before snapping his fingers at me stating "Hey it's you! (y/n) was is it? It's been a few years since we last saw you, have you come to take up that offer of being our queen, we'll gladly let Mabel go if you do." "What? (y/n), do you know these gnomes?" Dipper asks confused and I shake my head. "No...I...I don't remember anything about agreeing to marry them," I say and the gnome scoffs "Of course you do, it happened a few years ago," Before I could once again deny it, I feel my head start to pound and I walk back into the cart when it hits me.

A few years ago:

"So (y/n), will you join us in holy matrimony?" Jeff asks me, getting on one knee as held up a box holding a golden ring with beautiful crystals on top. "What does that mean? Is it a game?" I ask, tilting my head at the gnome, ever since that one gnome had ended up at the house, I had found more of them in the woods and had been spending the past few days with them. "Uh... It means you'll get to spend a lot more time with us ok?" He says nervously and I smile. "Sure, you guys are my friends!" I exclaim excitedly and I giggle as Jeff hops around excitedly as he put the ring on my finger and started leading me into the woods. 

"(y/n)! (y/n), where are you?!" I hear a familiar voice and I stop in my tracks and turn around and smile at her though I couldn't see her face. "(y/n), where are you going?" âçgë4 asks me, and I answer with "With my friends, look at the pretty ring Jeff gave me!" I show off the ring, she didn't look happy. "Is that an engagement ring?" She asks Jeff angrily. 

"Well uh...I mean I guess technically it is but-" "Are you seriously trying to get (y/n) to marry you?!" She shouts and Jeff almost starts to shake. "Well, she did agree." "(y/n) what did he tell you?" "If I joined them in matrimony I could hang out with them more." "(y/n), sweetie he lied to you, if you go with him we'll never see you again," She explains to me at eye level and I gasp. "No!" I glare at Jeff. "You lied to me! I don't want to see you again! Ever!" I cross my arms angrily as Jeff shouts "Why did you do that?! She was gonna be our queen!" "You tricked her! Stay away from her!" She says, pointing some sort of gun at the gnome before stating "(y/n) run back home now."

"Yes, Gram," I say and just as I turn to run, he approaches. "What's going on here?" He asks. "They tried to trick (y/n) into marrying them and make her their queen," Gram angrily spits and the man cracks his knuckles as he approached stating "(y/n), run back to the house," I quickly nod and race back home, without looking back.

Now:

I shake my head in discomfort whispering "Gram...?" When I feel a hand touch my shoulder. "(y/n) are you ok?" I hear Dipper ask and I nod. "Yeah...I remember..." "What?" "I remember! He's Jeff, practically the leader of the gnomes, he tried to trick me into marrying him!" I state, sending an accusing glare towards him. "But you did agree to marry us," He argued and I almost scoffed. "You lied to me to get me to say yes!" Suddenly Dipper looked very angry as he pointed the shovel at Jeff. "Give her back right now or else."

He threatens. "You think you can stop us boy? You have no idea what we are capable of, the gnomes are a powerful race, do not trifle with the-" Dipper cut him off by picking him up with the shovel and tossing him to the side before he ran over and used the shovel to break the restraints holding Mabel and we all get into the cart, Jeff shouting "They're getting away with our queen!"

 We quickly drive off and away from them. "Hurry before they come after us!" Mabel exclaimed in a panic and Dipper tries to reassure her. "I wouldn't worry about it, see their little legs, those suckers are tiny," That's when we hear a loud thump and come to a stop.