Summer with the Pine Twins

Inconveniencing: Part 6

(y/n)'s p.o.v.

"But they're my friends, isn't there anything I can do to help them?" Dipper asks and the two give each other a look before Pa turns to Dipper stating "There is one thing. Do you know any funny little dances?" "Uh...Is there anything else I can do?" "NOOOOO!" Pa shouts as his body sets on fire and I jab my elbow into Dipper's side. "Ow! Ok! Ok! Ok! Well...I do know the Lammy Lammy dance...But uh I can't really do it without a lamb costume."

 Dipper says, thinking he got out of it and Pa snaps his fingers and Dipper was wearing a lamb costume. Pfft- Adorable. "Oh...Well...There it is," He grumbles before taking a deep breath and singing along with the dance moves. "Welllllll~ Who wants a Lammy Lammy Lammy? I do! I do! So go up greet your mammy mammy mammy~ Hi there! Hi there! So march march march around the daises~ Don't don't don't you forget about the babies~"

 I smile at the little dance and Pa calmed down. "That was some fine girly dancing boy, your friends are free." "Can we at least keep the girl?" Ma asks as Dipper and I shout "No!" "I-I mean I don't think you have to worry about us coming back so..." Dipper says as his clothes were brought back. The ghosts disappear and we all fall to the floor.

Mabel's p.o.v.

"Ugh, I'm never gonna eat or do anything ever again," I grumble as I sit up and clutch my stomach, I had a stomach ache. "Hey, there's still some left," (y/n) says picking up a packet, probably trying to test me, I know better now, I slap it out of her hand shouting "Evil!" "W-what happened after everything went crazy?" We hear Nate ask and Wendy goes to tell them when she notices Dipper's down expression and (y/n) shakes her head. 

"Oh man, you guys will not believe it! The ghosts appeared and Dipper had to- And uh...Dipper just grabbed a bat and started beating ghosts down left and right and then the ghosts got all scared and ran away like a couple of little girls, it was insane!" Everyone started complimenting Dipper as I watched Wendy, (y/n), and Dipper zip and lock their lips before throwing away the key. We all get out and into the car and I overhear Dipper and Wendy's conversation. "Well, I'm probably scarred for life." "Yeah...That was pretty crazy."

 "I think I'm gonna go stare at a wall for a while and rethink everything. Hey! Next time we hang out let's stay at the Mystery Shack ok?" "Heh...Next time?! Uh y-yeah! Let's hang out at the shack!" He hops in. "Yeah, next time," On the way back home I groan in agony as I look at the message I had written earlier and ask "What kind of sick joke is this?" I hear (y/n) giggle. "So besides the ghosts, and the stomach ache you guys have fun?" "No..." I groan, regretting everything. "Y-yeah, you were right I just had to relax."

 I hear Dipper before the two start talking and I tune them out and try to sleep. When I woke up we were back at the shack and I felt a little better, we get out and wave goodbye to everyone, and head towards the house when the tv suddenly flew through the window. What the? (y/n) starts cracking up and we gave her a confused look when Grunkle Stan's head poked out the broken window and she asks "Couldn't find the remote?"

 "Couldn't find the remote," He confirms, sticking his head back inside and she continues to laugh. As we got ready for bed she explained how he couldn't find the remote every so often when no one was there to help and he was too lazy to get up so he'd be stuck watching a channel he didn't want to and then get super invested in it. No wonder she was laughing.

Author: Thank you to TheLunarAssassin for giving me the idea of having Ma and Pa wanting to keep (y/n). I'm not gonna lie I kinda wanna watch the show Grunkle Stan was watching, his reactions made it seem interesting.