Summer with the Pine Twins

The Golf War: Part 4

Mabel's p.o.v.

"How much you wanna bet they're no-shows?" We hear Pacifica asks, cueing the lights to turn on where I stood on top of a giant half golf ball on the ground. My brother and (y/n) are each on one side of me. "Looking for someone?"

"Waiting in the dark, not creepy at all. Seriously though I don't know why you bothered to come unless you've got something up your sleeve," She tells me while rolling her eyes and I can't help but smile. "Oh, I guess you could say we got a little something. Right? Right?" I start nudging Dipper when (y/n) nudges me to keep quiet before a Lilliputian pops out of my sleeve. I quickly shove him back in and hide my hands behind my back.

"Eighteen holes, standard rules. Winner leaves in glory, loser...Well losing is eternal shame. On your set. MINI-GOLF!" Sergei shouts and we start playing. First was the cowboy hole. Pacifica shoots and the little wagon moves, blocking her ball from making a hole in one. Pacifica looks confused when I take my turn and I notice the little bumps helping my ball before it started teetering on the hole.

A Lilliputian pops out of the tower and shoots a bullet at it, forcing it to go in. "What?!" She angrily shouts as we move onto the next hole. The eighth hole was the pirate ship. I take my shot and the ball shoots through a canon into the hole, giving me another hole in one and annoying Pacifica more, she was having a bad time.

"Out of my way!" Pacifica shouts, shoving me to the side as she took her turn, resulting in her ball being cannoned into her mouth. "Are you serious?!" She angrily spits out. Hole 14 was the minors, I take my shot and we wait. "Haha, minor hole. I wonder what cute silly things are going on down there," I hear my brother whisper to (y/n) who pokes him while teasing him.

"Can't be any worse than the theories you come up with," It had been a few minutes and my ball still hadn't come out yet. What was going on in there? It comes out a minute later, making another hole in one, angering Pacifica to the point she threw her club at Sergei.

"No! Sergei soda now!" They walk off toward the refreshments and we open up the little stone to talk to the Lilliputians. "Okay, guys? That was budonculious," I tell them before (y/n) and Dipper gives them little high-fives with their pointer fingers. "I don't wanna call it out early but I think the minors might have one of these in their future," I point at the sticker and the minors start to cheer.

That's when (y/n) pulls me back whispering "Might not want to show favoritism I'm sure each hole is keeping an eye on each other and we don't need them doing anything drastic." "Pfft, what can they do? They're so tiny?" "Just promise me you won't show any more favoritism just in case?" "Ok fine, come on, let's head to the next hole and wait for Pacifica," I say as we close up the rock and head to the next hole.