Summer with the Pine Twins

Boyz Crazy: Part 3

Mabel's p.o.v.

I had snuck us in through the back for the concert, once it ended we headed backstage to meet Sev'ral Timez. "Hello?! Sev'ral Timez?!" "We want to give you several kisses!" Candy and Grenda call out when I spot their dressing room and point at it. We rush up to the door. "This is it, girls! We're finally going to meet the five cutest boys in the world, Dipper and (y/n) are gonna eat their words that boy bands are "fake"." I take in a deep breath and we walk inside to see the boys in a human-sized hamster cage and cloning machines off to the side with multiple clones?! "O." "M." "G," We said each of us stating a letter. That is one big hamster tube.

I hear footsteps and I quickly say "Someone's coming!" We dive into the costumes as a large bald man with a gold tooth enters the room, criticizing the boys. "Terrible show! What is wrong with you boys?! You barely even sold out the arena and Deep Chris, you call that a pout?! Every one of you should be ashamed of yourselves! Except for you Leggy P, you were really on point tonight, here you go gorgeous."

He tosses Leggy P a treat. What the wha? "As for the rest of you remember! You can always be replaced by your brothers," He then points to the many clones in the cloning tubes demanding that they dance. "Dance for me child, dance!" The clone dances before the guy leaves, slamming the door behind him causing us to fall out of our hiding spot. "Who goes there? Prepared to be danced deathed!" Deep Chris says before aggressively dancing toward me. Creggy G. quickly intervenes stepping in Deep Chris's way telling him "Step off Deep Chris! She's a lady, don't disrespect her bro! No disrespect," Deep Chris apologizes to me. "My bad," He gives me a kissing face and I squeal.

"Chubby Z. let's calm this boo-baa by posing for her, poster style," Sev'ral Timez surrounds us posing in a poster style, and we three squeal. "Trying hard not to let my brain explode! I've always wanted to meet you guys but what was the deal with that scary chub-chub man?" I ask, pointing at the door.

"Mr. Bratsman is our producer yo." "He genetically engineered us to be the perfect boy band G." "But he keeps us in cages! That's just straight brutal girl!" Deep Chris, Creggy G., and Chubby Z. explained. "That is straight brutal Chubby Z..." "Our one dream is to escape into the real world for real. Yo, I heard something about trees. I dunno what they are but I wanna kiss one," Creggy G. tells us before Greggy C. interjects, stating: "But we can't disrespect Mr. Bratsman, he loves us!" "If he loves you, he'd set you free!" I point out and they nod in agreement. Taking my hairpin I unlock the cage and open the door. "Let's go right now, me and my friends can help you escape." "WE'RE MASTERS OF STEALTH!" Grenda soon shouts as Chubby Z. asks me "Yo, you'd really do that for us beef?" "You can count on me! I'm sorry but did you just call me "beef"?"

(y/n)'s p.o.v.

I sat in the living room with Dipper and Grunkle Stan, the two were set on the idea there's was something in the song that hypnotized the listener, I was open on the idea and stuck around because I cared about Wendy. "You see kids, music has subliminal mind controls in it all the time if you listen closely you can hear I play it in the gift shop, a few subtle hidden messages," We both roll our eyes knowing full well he just interrupted the music and shouted at the customers to buy more merch.

"If you wanna hear the mind-controlling messages, you gotta slow down the record," He tells us, bringing out a phonograph...The song is on a disc though... "Give me that LP," He puts the disc on and the phonograph starts scratching the disc. "We're doing something wrong here but I can't put my finger on it." "Oh right," Dipper comments as I tell them "It'll take all day but I can covert this disc into a record." "Please and thank you," Dipper tells me and I give him a small smile, my cheeks tinted pink.

As I start to head to Soos's breakroom where the stuff I needed was stuffed into the closet I run into Mabel, Candy, and Grenda dragging in a big and heavy bag. "Hey guys, how was the concert? And what's in the bag?" "Uh...Money...Money we stole!" She tells me with a nervous look. "We are criminals we will cut you!" Candy yells at me as the three of them drag their bag upstairs. "Let's go away from here now," Ok...That was weird, I'll tell Dipper about it later and if he's worried we'll investigate it. So with a shrug I head into Soos's break room and grab what I need.