Summer with the Pine Twins

Bottomless Pit: Part 1

(y/n)'s p.o.v.

We all get in the cart and Grunkle Stan drives us to the Bottomless Pit. "In this land of ours there are many great pits but none more bottomless than the bottomless pit which you can see here is bottomless," Grunkle Stan explains, turning the sign for us to see. "Question: Is it bottomless?" Soos asks and Grunkle Stan lets out a sigh as he asks "Kids could one of you try explaining this to Soos?" "Grunkle Stan why are we here again?" Dipper asks and I answer him. "Every few weeks he comes out here to dispose of things he doesn't want." 

"So long Mystery Shack suggestion cards!" Grunkle Stan shouts throwing pages and pages of the cards into the pit. "Goodbye creepy love letters from Little Gideon. Die! DIE!" Mabel shouts before running off and Dipper and I watch Soos throw his shoes in. "What are you doing?" "Throwin' stuff dude, everyone's doin' it," He runs off and Dipper turns to me. "Are you not gonna throw anything out?" I shake my head. "No, I don't have anything I wanna get rid of, you?" "No, I don't wanna lose anything."

 He tells me holding his vest tighter where the journal usually hid when I see something silver in his vest, I recognize it as the pin I had given him during his first few days here and smile, happy to know he had been wearing it. Soos and Mabel come back as the grill goes in and a locked-up box is dragged over. "What you got there Mabel?" Grunkle Stan asks and she brushes it off.

"It's just my personal box of mysterious secrets, nothing worth wondering about. Goodbye forever!" She shouts as we watch it fall in the pit. "Grunkle Stan do I really have to be the one to point out that a bottomless pit is by definition impossible?" Dipper asks while Grunkle Stan continued dumping the cards saying:

"Says you," I shrug and tell him. "This is Gravity Falls." "I guess we'll never know," Mabel chimes in when the wind picked up and we see a storm coming. "Ah! It's some sort of invisible pushing force!" Soos exclaims and Dipper shouts "Quick! Everyone back to the shack!" We start to race toward the shack when I notice Grunkle Stan wasn't with us, I turn around to see him still trying to throw the cards down the pit.

 "Grunkle Stan no!" I shout running back for him, besides Gram and her partner, Grunkle Stan was the only other person to really take care of me and he had become like a father to me, and I wasn't about to lose him. "Grunkle Stan let's go!" I shout as he fought with the wind about the cards when Dipper grabs hold of my waist to pull me back, his sister grabs him and Soos grabs Mabel as we all tugged when Grunkle Stan lurched forward to grab the cards and we all fell in.

We all let out a terrified shriek as we fell before notice while yes we were falling it was more like floating. "So anyone wanna scream some more?" Soos asks and I ask "Where are we?" Mabel responds by pulling out a glow stick and turning it on and then we could see as she looked around.

"We're somewhere that looks like we're nowhere," She puts the string over her arm and the stick floats up Dipper stating "We're gonna land on something eventually, it could be any second now!"

With that thought in mind, we all brace for impact but several seconds pass by and nothing happened. "Well, it looks like we're down here for the long haul, who wants to see some card tricks?" Grunkle Stan says pulling out a deck of cards and goes to shuffle them but they all begin to float up. "Ta-da!" Mabel claps. "Hey! Maybe we should pass the time by telling stories?" "I've got a story. It's called the time Grunkle Stan got us all thrown into a bottomless pit where we spent the rest of our natural lives!"

 Dipper shouts in anger and Soos tells him, not picking up on his sarcasm or anger. "Go on." "Come on Dipper, you can do better than that, we might as well, please?" I ask him and his face turns slightly pink as he mutters, grabbing the glow stick "Fine...I'll tell you a story one I like to call...Voice Over," He starts the story.

Dipper's p.o.v.

(y/n) and I was in the forest searching for a creature in the forest when a snake suddenly comes up and bites my arm. "Dipper are you ok?!" (y/n) asks and I shake my head no. "I think I need to go to the doctor!"

 We rush back to the shack where we find Soos, Wendy, and Mabel playing spin the pig. Waddles is spun and he points at Grunkle Stan who was sitting on the couch on the porch reading the paper. "Hey! Grunkle Stan, ever kissed a pig before?" "I'm not gonna answer that question." "Guys! Guys! I think I just got bit by a snake, I need you to get me to a hospital quICK!" I shout, my voice cracking and Grunkle Stan bursts out laughing.

 "What? What's so funny?!" "Sorry, it's just hard to focus on what you're saying with that squeaky puberty voice you got there," I raise an eyebrow asking "My what?" "It's nothing to be ashamed of Dipper, your voice is hiLARIous," Mabel tells me, mocking the voice crack.

"Are you saying my voice cracks? My voice doesn't crack," I defend myself and Soos tells me "Dude, your voice cracks so much we've already made a techno remix out of it," He plays it on a cassette tape as the three starts dancing to the beat and my voice came on. "Nice to meet you, my name is Dipper PInes. P-P-P-PIne, Pine. Nice to meet you PIne, PIne, PIne," My cheeks flares up in embarrassment as I ask:

 "Do I really sound like that?" "Oh here comes my favorite part," Wendy exclaims as the remix continues. "STop it guYS!" Everyone burst out laughing, including (y/n) and I angrily grab the cassette and storm off. Walking down a street I sigh before groaning. "Ugh, even my sighs sound weird," Before I could berate my voice more Old Man Maguget jumps in front of me shouting "Hello there!" I jump back in shock, he had startled me. "I couldn't help but overhear your situation! Old Man Maguget, part-time inventor!"

 He spits in his hand before offering it to me. "Why did you spit on your hand?" "I don't rightly know!" He says, wiping his hand when I recognize him. "Hey! I remember you! Your robot almost killed me and my friends!" He grabs me and drags me off. "Come here! Follow me in this dark dangerous ally!" He takes me into the junkyard where he used the engine of a car and a few pots, pans, and cans were used to make a chemistry kit. "I've been a tinkerizing with a voice-altering tonic on account of my HORRIFYING VOICE!" A child runs off crying and he calls out to them:

"You can run but I'll still be in your nightmares!" I grab the tonic asking "This will really fix my voice? Thanks!" I drink the tonic. "Come morning you'll sound like a new man...If you survive..." I wake up the next morning and yawn before going to the mirror to greet myself when I hear my new voice. "Good morning Dipper," My eyes widen. "I did it! I did it! Now I have a new voice!" I run over to Mabel. "Morning Mabel, who's my favorite Mabel?" She wakes up with a shriek from the new voice. She grabs a golf club and starts hitting me over the head with it asking. "Who are you?! What have you done with my brother?! Dipper! We'll save you from this body-switching warlock!"