Summer with the Pine Twins

Soos and the Real Girl: Part 4

(y/n)'s p.o.v.

Mabel quickly drags Dipper and I to the side and we watch. "I'm Melody by the way." "Oh I'm Soos, I tell ya if you like robots for kids you should check out the best restaurant of all time." "You mean..." She trails off before the two say in unison "Who-Ha's Owl's Pizzamtronic Jamboree!" Melody starts nervously tugging on her hair. "What? You've heard of Who-Ha's Owls?! I loved that place when I was a kid." "Oh yeah dude, there's one right in this mall, I should show you sometime," We all exchange shocked looks, did Soos just ask her out? "I'm free around eight." "Boom done."

He tells her, giving her a finger gun and she hands him fifty cents before walking off with a wave. "Perfect I'll see you then," We exchange excited looks and quickly Mabel tackles Soos, screeching in happiness. "We saw the whole thing, Soos, that was amazing, you talked to a real girl! And you got a date!" Dipper tells him and he asks "I did?" "Yeah, you were in the zone, you made eye contact, it's like you've done this a million times before," I confirm for him, and Dipper chimes in with:

"Don't you see? That game really worked!" "You don't need it anymore, you can toss it out!" Mabel exclaims happily and he gives us a torn look. "Toss it? But I like GIFfany. She's good to me. She's predictable." "Soos, can a computer game go to Reggie's engagement party with you?" Dipper points out but Soos still looked unsure. I sigh as I tell him "If you like the game that much you can keep it but don't stay up all night playing it or treat GIFany like she's real. Melody seems like a nice girl and you should give her a chance," He nods in agreement before we start to leave, telling him to get ready for his date.

"We should watch him while he's on his date to make sure things go alright," Mabel offers when Dipper coughs as he quietly says "Or just me and (y/n) could," Mabel gives him a smirk as she realizes what he was doing. "Ok! Have fun you two!" She runs off and Dipper turns to me asking with a pink face. "So how about it?" "Sounds fun, it's about time we went on a date anyway," I tell him, grabbing his hand to hold as we walked home.

Grunkle Stan's p.o.v.

It was close to eight, the kids had left to go on a date, Mabel soon leaving after them. I pull out my gear when I had to sneak somewhere. "Hello, old friends. I've gotta be careful this time. No more Columbian knights," I mutter, putting on my leather gloves when Wendy walks in. "Alright Stan, this is weird even for you. You need to talk?" "Nothing you can say will change my mind, Wendy. Sometimes a man has to steal an animatronic badger to stay in this crazy game called life."

I start unlocking the window. "Or you could just not care," She offers me a suggestion. "It's about the principle. No one tells Stan Pines he's out of the game, no one tells- AHH!" I fell out the window, hurting my back.