Summer with the Pine Twins

Boyz Crazy: Part 5

Mabel's p.o.v.

"Wait girls, let's not be so hasty, I mean think about it. If we don't tell the boys they can stay here with me- I mean with us." "Mabel, we can't keep them here forever," Grenda tried to reason with me and I shout "But I love them!"

"If you love them, then you have to set them free," Candy points out and I shout "Never! Every boy I've loved this Summer has left me and I'm not gonna let that happen again!" "Candy, we've gotta get past Mabel, she's gone boy crazy," Grenda says as my eye twitches, a growl escaping from my lips. "Candy...Attack!" Candy charges at me and we tumble through the door, gaining the boy's attention. "You guys! Ergman Bratsman is in jail! You're free!" Grenda shouts at them as Candy then chimes in. "Just go!"

"Woah, is that true Mabel dog?" Creggy G. asks me and I find myself grateful that they'd believe my word over theirs, so I lie. "Uh no, your producer is still out there, you'll have to stay here, probably forever!" "What? You can't listen to her!" Grenda pleas with them but they take my side. "Mabel's our girl, girl. She puts pizza in our food trough." "She changes my newspaper yo, she's a'right."

"She is not a'right Chubby Z.," I get up out from under Candy and approach the boys. "Sev'ral Timez!" "Yes, Mabel dawg?" "Remove these two from the premises please," I snap my fingers and they start aggressively dancing at the two, shoving them out the door.

"Mabel's gone mad with power! Save yourselves Sev'ral Timez! You were better off with your producer!" I let out a sigh and thank them. "Thank you boys, now let's get aboard the braid train." "Things got pretty heavy Mabel, maybe we should all like chill for a minute and-" "I said let's get aboard the braid train!"

Grunkle Stan's p.o.v.

I speed off down the road as Dipper tells me his worries. "We gotta warn Wendy about that song before she gets brainwashed!" "Road safety laws prepared to be ignored!" I make a quick swerve down a closed road as we drive up to lookout point. (y/n) and Dipper rushes out of the car, towards Robbie's van as I stumble out. 

"Wendy! Stop! Robbie's been lying to you!" He shouts as she rolls down her window. "Dipper? (y/n)?" She questions before Robbie chimes in. "Kids? Mr. Pines?" "That's Mr. Pines to you!" I shout at him with a warning glare. "What? That's what I just said." "Look Wendy, you've gotta hear this," Dipper explains holding up a cassette tape.

Mabel's p.o.v.

I was laying on my bed, drinking some tea the boys made for me when they approached me. "Mabel, you've gotta hear this, it's a song we wrote to say thank you," Creggy G. tells me as the song starts. "Oh boy, songs are like hugs that mouths give to ears." "Iy's cuz you're Mabel girl~ We dreamed of being free~ But now we know that can never be~ You know what friends are all about~ You kicked those lying shorters out~ Break it down! Who's the girl who's so a'right? Tuck's us into bed at night? Holds the fan up while we sing? Keeps me entertained with string? My shirt was wrinkled till...She fixed it! Chews our food...So we can digest it! He was evil, mean, and reckless! You gave me this candy necklace!"

As they continued to sing, I started to feel guilty for throwing Candy and Grenda out. "Sup girl? Other folks, we could never trust~ We know, that you'd never lie to us~ Mabel girl, we know that you love us so~" "And that's why I've got to let you go..." I mumble tears, streaming down my face.