Summer with the Pine Twins

Boss Mabel: Part 2

Mabel's p.o.v.

"Yeah! Because I give people respect and glittery stickers!" I say, slapping a star on my cheek. "Ha! I'd make more money on vacation than you would running this place." "Then why don't you go on vacation?" I suggest and he leans back in his chair thinking it over. "Interesting...Alright, I'm a wagering man. Three days, 72 hours, you run the shack and I'll go on vacation. If you make more money than me I guess it means you're right about the way I run my business BUT if you lose uh...You've gotta wear this loser shirt all Summer."

 He explained, putting a timer on his clock before writing loser in bold words on a white shirt. I gasp before narrowing my eyes at him. "Fine! But if I win, I get to be the boss for the rest of the Summer plus you have to sing an apologizing song with lyrics by me! Mabel!" "Oh ho?! You got yourself a deal missy!" "No, you got yourself a deal!"

We both lean on the desk as we repeated. "Deal." "Deal." "Deal!" "Deal!" We glare at each other before I slap a heart sticker on his nose as I whisper "Deal," Dipper, (y/n), and I watched as Grunkle Stan packed his bags and drove off, throwing his cap onto me. "See you in 72 hours! We'll see who makes more money." "Mabel, did you just make a bet with a professional con man?" 

I hear (y/n) question and I shrug it off. "Oh come on, being a better boss than Stan will be a sinch! Profit, here we come!" I drop the money jar and it shatters. "You broke the jar-" Dipper tried to point out and I cut him off. "We'll get a new one." "I guess we shouldn't be too worried, I mean how much money could Stan even make on vacation?" Dipper asks and (y/n) makes a face. "Well...You'd be surprised." She says but once again I shrug it off, it'll be fine...Right?

Grunkle Stan's p.o.v.

I walk straight into the Cash Wheel studio when an employee spotted me asking "Can I help you, sir?" I put my hands on my hips as I tell him "I'm here to take all the cash from your wheel."

Mabel's p.o.v.

The door opens as Soos, Wendy, (y/n), and Dipper file into the office. "You wanted to see us, Mr. Pines?" Soos questions and I turn the chair around to show me wearing glasses, with a blue business suit. "Stan is no longer with us." "He's dead?! NO! IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME!" Soos cries, falling to his knees and I quickly correct him. "Woah Soos, Stan's not dead! He's on vacation for three days, we made a bet." "Thank you for that clarification." 

"Mabel's in charge now!" "Are those shoulder pads?" My brother asks and I do a little dance as I hum in confirmation. "It's just one of the many up-to-date managerial tricks I learned from this book, I found propping up the kitchen table. I take a sip of Mabel Juice from my mug which read #2 boss. "Why does your mug say number two?" I hear (y/n) ask and I lift up a mirror telling them "Because the real number one is you!"

They all smile and I get up. "Walk with me. With me as boss, you're gonna notice a few changes around here. My job is to help you be your best S.E.L.V.E.S. Satisfied. Everyday. Loving life. Very much. Everyday. Satisfied. Great listening ears so far," I slap a thumbs-u- sticker on everyone. "Waddles, hold my calls."

I then sit down in a chair and ask "Alright people now rap with me. Wendy, how can I make your workspace more Wendy friendly?" "Hm...Well, Stan never lets me hang out with friends at work." "Stan ain't here sister, door's open." "Sweet," I turn to Soos. "And Soos I believe this is yours." I pull out the Questiony the question mark costume and he takes it excitedly. "Questiony the question mark?! I wish this was an exclamation point to show how excited I am!" I turn to Dipper and (y/n), holding up their costumes. "As for you two...Die wolf costume die!" I shout, shredding the wolf costume before tossing (y/n)'s costume in the closet, it wouldn't fit in the shredder.

"I want you two to head into those woods and don't come back until you've found an amazing attraction!" My brother pulls out the journal stating "Finally! (y/n) you wanna join?!" He asks her excitedly. "Mabel told me I could come with you, didn't she?!" She responded excitedly, causing Dipper's cheeks to go pink. "Oh yeah...Hehe." "I'll gladly come along! Come on it's time to show Stan how real mystery hunters do it!"

 She drags him out of the group as the two pick up weapons and go through the window. "Dipper and (y/n) out!" He falls out the window and (y/n) giggles before hopping out to join him. "Okay guys, it's time to prove those nice bosses finish first. In the next 48 hours, we're gonna fill up this jar with six hundred billion dollars!" "Wait do you know how money works?" "Of course, Waddles run down to the shop and go get me a latte," I hand the money to Waddles who eats it. "He's a hungry little guy."