(Shit we're almost reaching 8k and I haven't updated in a week-)
(My lazy ass-)
Sakura froze on a tree branch. "Naruto.....Sasuke....get back."
"Ah? Why?" Naruto tilted his head.
"I sense something," Sakura whispered.
'The Uchiha Princess....worrying for her clansmen....but why? She was said to be cold and ruthless....' Sasuke thought with wide eyes.
"Naruto! Quick!!!" Sakura yelled.
'Nope, she just has Naruto obsession,' Sasuke nodded to himself before diving into a bush. 'She can fight it herself.'
"I sense.....something...it's a....." Sakura muttered.
A figure shot at them at high speed only to be punched back by Sakura.
"A PEDOPHILEEE!!!"
The figure went crashing through a tree and there was a pleasant Orochimaru-shaped hole in there.
"You stole that line from a book," Sakura squinted.
"I know, and..." Shimiko muttered with shaded eyes. "STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!!!"
Anyways.
"So I have heard.....there's an Uchiha in this team of yours," Orochimaru licked his/her lips as he/she crawled out of the tree.
'He's targeting....Sasuke!?' Sakura's eyes narrowed.
"Ah, yes, disguised pretty well...." The man/woman chuckled.
'I don't think hiding in the bushes can be counted as 'disguised pretty well',' Sakura sweatdropped.
"Who can ever find out?" Orochimaru sighed.
'What the fuck is wrong with his brains?' Sakura thought.
"But too bad my spy has figured it out.....With someone else standing in place.....the last Uchiha...."
Sakura's breath hitched as she saw him/her get into a fighting stance.
'Here he/she comes,' her eyes narrowed.
"....IS ACTUALLY YOU!!!!"
".........Eh?"
Orochimaru ran forward only to be punched into another tree.
"What the fuck is he talking about? That guy's got no brains," Sakura muttered. "Me? Last Uchiha?"
Sasuke's breath hitched. 'She actually is....?'
"Yessssss," Orochimaru hissed. "You are the Last Uchiha....Sakura....Uchiha!"
"He's still alive?" Sakura sighed.
"Show me your sharingan!" Orochimaru sped at her.
"I don't have one and...."
"I DON'T NEED ONE!!!" She screeched as she punched Orochimaru into the air.
'Could she really not be an Uchiha...? She doesn't have the sharingan...?' Sasuke thought hard, not hearing the faint scream above him. 'Unless....'
As the scream was heard clearer, he looked up to see Orochimaru's ass dropping down on him.
"Aree?"
There was a crash.
(For those who do not know, 'Aree' means 'Huh')
(I just can't get Itadori's CUTE ASS 'Aree?' out of my head so I had to put it in here-)
(Vid above uwu)
Meanwhile, with Naru-chan.
Naruto stared at the phone screen, beaming.
"Jugemu jugemu gokou no surikire,
Kaijari suigyo no suigyoumatsu!
Unraimatsu fuuraimatsu,
Kuuneru tokoro ni sumu tokoro!"
"Okay, that's enough for now, you've replayed it over 20 times already," Shimiko sweatdropped.
"Yaburakouji no burakouji,
Paipo paipo paipo no shuuringan!"
Naruto shook his head with a huge and bright beam as he vibrated in excitement, head slowly turning towards Shimiko.
Shimiko sweatdropped. "Go, Sakura-nee's waiting."
He shook his head again, the bright aura not leaving him.
Shimiko sighed. 'I shouldn't have showed him that....'
"Shuuringan no guurindai,
Guurindai no ponpokopii no,
Ponpoko naa no choukyuumei no,
Chousuke!"
(It's fucking addictive.
I haven't watched the anime yet but really.)
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(Oop i was gonna write more but that's all for this short ass chapter-
Well MATA NE!!!)
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