Kitsune-chan!!! (CRACK)

Chapter 21 - Preliminaries #2

I FORGOT TO SAY

IN A WAY SASUKE SUFFERED MORE THAN GAARA

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"Hinata Hyuga VS Neji Hyuga!"

The two Hyugas stepped down.

"Oh! It seems I'm fighting you, Neji nii-san!" Hinata smiled brightly.

Neji smiled back.

He stood up straight.

And bowed.

"I forfeit."

"Oh?" Hinata's eyes glowed faintly as a devilish smile crawled onto her lips. "That won't do, Neji nii-san."

Neji held back a shriek.

"A-Alright."

"I have been longing to fight you for some time, Neji nii-san!" Hinata smiled.

'I have not,' Neji thought, a pained smile on his face. 'In fact, I wish I could've avoided fighting you.'

"Begin!"

"I'll try to go easy, Neji nii-san!" Hinata got into her Hyuga fighting stance as Neji did the same.

In a blur, she appeared in front of Neji, striking him straight in the guts.

Neji fell onto his back with a small 'plop'.

"Hahaha im ded."

"Neji nii-san, please stand up," Hinata smiled.

"My life is pain," Neji smiled sadly at the wall. "Don't you agree?"

"Woah, did she beat him?" 

Hinata looked up to see the tiny blonde staring at their fight.

Her eyes widened as her face turned beet red.

"T-T-T-T-T-T-TINY N-N-N-N-N-N-N-NNNARUTO-K-K-KUN!!!!!"

She fainted.

Hayato coughed. "Neji Hyuga wins."

"She....fainted."

Kiba groaned.

Kurenai sweatdropped.

Time Skip because I'm a lazy ass

"For the final round of the chunin exams...

Naruto Uzumaki VS Neji Hyuga

Temari VS Shikamaru Nara

Sakura Haruno VS Kankuro

Ino Yamanaka VS Dosu Kinuta!"

"That will be all-" Hayato burst into a coughing fit.

"Is he okay....?"

"That will be all...for the preliminary rounds. Three months until the last round. Go home. Bai."

"What the hell happened, Shimiko?" Sakura deadpanned.

".....I'm lazyyyyyyy," Shimiko groaned.

"Fourth wall," Sasuke reminded.

"What?" Sakura growled.

"nothing"

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Okay thats all for this chapter haha

how was it?

terrible right?

haha

jkjk

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