Kitsune-chan!!! (CRACK)

Chapter 13 - Le Gasp

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"So....um...Kakashi-sensei," Sakura spoke as Team 7 ran through the forests. (With Naru on Kashi's back)

"Hm?" Kakashi responded.

"Those two um...Zabuza and Haku...they're settling down in the Land of Waves?" Sakura asked.

"Yes," Kakashi nodded. 

Naruto pouted. "But what if they get killed by those stewpid miss shinobi? Why can't Moomoocchi come to Konoha?"

"I think you meant mist shinobi, Naru-chan. And I don't think Hokage-sama will allow an A-rank rogue nin to live in the village," Kakashi sweatdropped.

"Whatuwer."

"Welcome back, Kakashi," Kotetsu waved fishing out a pn from the box and filling in a form. "How'd the mission go?"

"Oh, it turned into an A-rank!" Kakashi answered cheerfully.

"W-Wha?" Izumo gaped. "Hey, the kids fine?"

'We're standing right here and we're fine, thank you very much,' Sakura and Sasuke thought.

"Yeah, where are they? Are they hurt?" Kotetsu asked. "How did it even turn into an A-rank mission?"

"Oh, we encountered Zabuza Momochi!" Kakashi eye-smiled. "And stop trying to dig my eyes out, Naru-chan!"

Naruto pouted.

"ZABUZA MOMOCHI!?!?! Demon of the Mist!?" Kotetsu screamed in Kakashi ears.

"Yes, I don't know if you're deaf or not but if you keep screaming in my ear, I'll be the one who's deaf!" Kakashi's eye smile didn't leave his face.

"Can we just go now."

"WHAT!? IT TURNED INTO AN A-RANK- WHAT!? WHERE'S NARUTO!? IS HE OKAY!?" Mama Iruka screamed in Kakashi's face.

"Eat ramen, check!" Naruto sang as he drew a tick on his paper, casually siting on the floor.

"I'm starting to think everyone in Konoha is either blind or deaf," Sakura whispered.

"Hn," Sasuke whispered back.

"Oh, I don't know! But he's definitely not sitting casually on the floor of the mission office and drawing ticks on his to-do list!" Kakashi eye-smiled.

"Of course he's not! Is he at the hospital!?" Iruka screamed.

"Yeah, he's totally in the hospital and not sitting right beside you!!!" Kakashi answered cheerfully.

Tears stained Iruka's eyes. "MY BABY!!!!!" He screamed and ran off.

"I'm done with living," Sakura said.

"Hn," Sasuke nodded.

"Hn," Sakura said.

"LE GASP!!!!!" Sasuke screamed.

"Hn," Sakura deadpanned.

"Hn," Sasuke squinted.

"Hn," Sakura huffed, crossing her arms.

"LE GASP!!!!!" Sasuke screamed again.

Team 7 was walking on the streets.

Naruto reading his to-do list, Sakura and Sasuke squinting at each other and Kakashi just eye-smiling.

"LE GASP!!!!!" Naru-chan suddenly screamed.

He clenched his shaking fists. "I....I..."

"What's wrong?" Sakura frowned.

"PUUUSSSYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!" Naruto screamed and ran off.

Sasuke flinched.

Dark aura radiated from Kakashi.

Sakura raised her eyebrows in amusement.

Meanwhile, with cheesehead.

"KUUUUREEEENAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" Naruto screamed.

"S-Sensei, I t-think someone i-is uh, l-looking for you," Hinata whispered.

"Yeah and it won't be anything good," Kurenai whispered back. "Let's go."

"NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Naru leapt onto her.

"Too late."

"Who the heck is that baby?" Kiba's face scrunched up.

"IM NOT A BABY!!!!!" Naruto screamed. "YOU ARE!!!! YOU BIG BIG WHINY LITTLE BITCHY BABY WHO COMPLAINS ABOUT EVERYTHING!!!!"

"Who taught you that?" Kurenai asked.

"Anko-chan did!" Naruto grinned.

"Ugh, Anko...." Kurenai sighed. 

'I-I-I-I-Is t-that....' Hinata's face turned bright red. 'N-N-N-N-N-N-N-NARUTO-K-K-KUN!?!?!!?? H-H-H-HE'S S-S-SO-'

She fainted.

"Huh? Again? But, Naruto's not here...." Kiba blinked.

"So Sakura-nee chan was right. Everyone is blind," Naruto nodded sagely. Kurenai sweatdropped.

"Wait....NARUTO!?!?!!? THE FUCK, IS THAT YOU!?!?!?" Kiba screamed.

"LE GASPPP!!!! WATCH YOUR PROFANITY!!!!" Naruto screamed. "WHO ARE YOU ANYWAYS!?!?!?"

"LE GASPPP!!!! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!?!??!!?" Kiba screamed.

"LE SCREECH!!!! WHAT ABOUT THAT!?!?!?" Naruto screamed. 

Kiba screamed.