Kitsune-chan!!! (CRACK)

Chapter 20 - Preliminaries

I know I'm late but THANKS FOR 20K LMAO

Anyway, I'll post the Omake chapter of Sasuke reading Sasunaru fanfics later if I manage to figure out how to complete it-

It's halfway finished and I'm stuck there

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The fight between Gaara and Sakura had ended at last.

With a huff, Sakura walked back to her seat and sat down.

Naruto and Sasuke were still staring at the floor in shock.

Actually, everyone in the arena are.

"Ahh, man. That was quick. Sasuke, where's my bottle?" Sakura stretched.

No reaction.

"SASUKE!!!"

"YES SAKURA-HIME!!!" Sasuke shrieked before throwing her bottle at her.

It landed right on her face.

Sasuke flinched.

"Uchiha......." Dark aura started radiating off Sakura as she crushed her bottle in rage. "....SASUKE!!!!"

Sasuke screamed.

".....Due to serious injuries, Sasuke Uchiha is hereby disqualified from the preliminaries. Proceeding to the next round," Hayato sweatdropped. "Naruto Uzumaki and Yoroi Akado!"

"Yoshi, yoshi," Naruto grinned.

"You better not fall asleep," Kakashi sweatdropped.

Naruto skipped down the stairs.

"Nice to meet you, Yoroi-san!" Naruto looked up at the man who was taller than him by about 1 meter.

".....What the hell?" Yoroi looked down at the tiny blonde.

"Begin!"

Yoroi smirked.

He squat down.

"Handshake before we start?"

"Sure!" Naruto grinned, grabbing onto Yoroi's hand.

A steady flow of Naruto's chakra started flowing into Yoroi's own body.

"Kit, he's absorbing your chakra."

"What do you mean? We're just doing a handshake," Naruto said out loud.

Yoroi raised his eyebrows.

"......Dumbass."

"What's a dumbass?" Naruto asked.

Kurama sighed. "Switch."

"But Kashi-nii said-"

"Since when the hell do you even listen to kASHi-niI's instructions?"

Naruto furrowed his eyebrows in concentration, tiny hand on his chin. "True, true."

Naruto's eyes immeidately shifted red.

Yoroi's eyes widened. He tried to pull away only for the grip on his hand to tighten as Kurama slowly crushed his bones.

"You like my chakra that much? Here, have more," Kurama smirked.

He screamed in pain as Kurama's chakra entered his body, burning him from the insides. His eyes rolled to the back of his skull before he passed out.

"Naruto Uzumaki wins!"

"Hokage-dono."

"Yes, Kazekage-dono?" Hiruzen looked over to Rasa.

"We need a talk."

".....Alright."

"So you mean to say, you were going to attack Konoha with Orochimaru?"

"Hai, Hokage-dono."

Hiruzen raised his eyebrows at Rasa who was currently kneeling down in front of him. 

"I have witness the strength of your shinobi, and even if this is a cowardly act, I would request for you to forgive us. I will cancel the attack with Orochimaru immediately."

"Actually nah, let's just catch that bitch right here."

Rasa looked up. "Orochimaru?"

"Yeah, who else?" Hiruzen crossed his arms. "I'll beat the shit out of him this time."

"Sunagakure owes you one, Hokage-dono. May we assist you in this capture?"

"Just send a few of the strongest shinobi, we don't want to make a mess."

"Hai, Hokage-dono."

Naruto hummed as he skipped through the hallways of the infirmary, Sakura and Kakashi following him from behind.

"Oh, it's you."

Naruto paused in his steps to look at who Sakura was staring at.

Temari, Kankuro and Gaara who was lying on the bed with wide eyes of horror.

"H-HII!" Temari and Kankuro screamed.

"I apologise for beating up your brother, but he deserved it~!" Sakura smiled sweetly.

"AGREED!" They screamed.

"I-I am Sabaku no Gaara."

"I hope you recover soon!" Sakura smiled.

"H-HAI!"

"I-I-I-I am Sabaku no G-Gaara."

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Well that was a boing ass chapter and I think it was a bit too serious lol