Kitsune-chan!!! (CRACK)

Chapter 24 - The Two Meet, Again

The Third Hokage, Orochimaru and Naruto were sitting at Ichiraku ramen stand.

"CAN I HAVE MORE, ORO-CHAN!?" Naruto's eyes shone.

"Yes, of course, of course," Orochimaru smiled.

Hiruzen eyed him from the corner of his eyes.

Orochimaru flinched.

Well actually.....

Naruto was sitting on Orochimaru's lap.

He wasn't tall enough to reach the table and so he insisted that he sit on Orochimaru's lap to which Oro-chan fearfully agreed after meeting Hiruzen's glare.

But....how did this happen??

That's something we all want to know.....

WELL HAHA YOU FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CH-

jk

Flashback

"Orochimaru! How dare you!" Hiruzen yelled.

"Yes, I escaped from my cell! What are you going to do!?" Orochimaru let out another cliche villian laugh.

"I'm going to.....capture you back....?"

There was silence.

"Oh...right."

"HAHAHAHAHA! YOU THINK YOU CA-" Orochimaru froze as Hiruzen's gaze averted to the tiny blonde.

"Hey....where are you looking? LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING!" Orochimaru screamed.

"Orochimaru." Hiruzen spoke, face void of emotions as his killer intent increased to the point Orochimaru's breath hitched. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THIS CHILD!?"

"I-I-I-I-I'M U-U-UHHHH-" Orochimaru smiled nervously as he bent down to Naruto's height. "I-I WAS JUST GONNA TAKE HIM OUT FOR SOME RAMEN! RIGHT, CHILD!?"

Naruto perked up, hearing the word 'Ramen'.

"Is this true....Naruto?" Hiruzen narrowed his eyes.

"YWESSS!! RWAMENNNN RWAMENNRWAMENRWAMENNNN!!!" Drool ran down Naruto's chin.

'......Disgusting,' Orochimaru frowned at Naruto's drool.

"Well, if this is true then....I will come with you. But if you do anything suspicious I will not hesitate to knock you out," Hiruzen spoke.

"Of course, Sarutobi-sensei," Orochimaru smiled as sweat ran down his face.

Hiruzen glared at him once more before turning around and walking away.

Orochimaru heaved a sigh. "You troublesome little creature."

Naruto's eyes only shone.

Meanwhile.

Hiruzen's eyes were shaded as he stumbled towards the wall, leaning on it.

He clutched his chest as breaths escaped his mouth.

"Orochimaru.......my student....."

He smiled.

And burst into dramatic anime tears.

"HAS GROWN CLOSE TO NARUTO...!!! OH I'M SO GLAD....!"

He wiped a tear away. "Oh, Naruto my boy...."

Flashback End!

And that was what happened.

Orochimaru let out a quiet sigh. 'My Voldemort posters....'

Naruto perked up all of a sudden as he spun around. Orochimaru caught him just in time before he fell, sighing again.

"SAKURA-NEE!!!!"

Sakura paused and turned to Naruto. "Oh, hey Naru-"

She froze.

Orochimaru froze.

"You....." she seethed.

Orochimaru smiled, placed Naruto on the stool and patted his head before racing off.

"COME BACK HERE YOU PIECE OF-" Sakura screamed as she ran after Orochimaru.

"What's with her....Have they met befo- H-Hokage-sama!" Ino stammered.

"Hello, Ino, was it?" Hiruzen asked.

"H-Hai!"

"Please take care of Naruto here for me, don't let him out of sight. If he asks for more ramen, get him some chashu ramen. Don't worry, I will pay for it," Hiruzen smiled. "I need to go after that man now."

"M-Man...?" Ino blinked. "I MEAN H-HAI!"

"Thank you, Ino," Hiruzen nodded before running off.

She cleared her throat, staring at Naruto tried to reach the counter.

"Ino, right?" Ayame smiled.

"Yes..." Ino blushed.

"Can you let Naruto sit on it? it'll be easier for him to reach the counter," Ayame said a she handed Ino a rather....big, pillow.

Ino nodded. "Um....I'm not sure how..."

"I'll help," Ayame smiled as she walked out of the counter. 

"Did you make it?" Ino asked.

"Ah, yes," Ayame nodded. "Naruto comes here with Kakashi-san often, so I made this for him."

"I see....." Ino smiled.

Meanwhile.

"COME HERE BACK, YOU DAMN PEDOPHILE!!!" Sakura screamed as she ran down the streets.

"IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK! THE CHILD FORCED ME TO LET HIM SIT ON MY LAP!!! IT WAS NO WILL OF MY OWN!!!! ASK SARUTOBI SENSEI IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME!!!" Orochimaru shrieked.

"I DON'T CAAAARE!!!!!" Sakura sped up.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? CALM, CHILD!!!!" Orochimaru leaped onto the rooftops.

Sakura did a few flips over the windows and landed on the rooftop, to Orochimaru's dismay.

"NOT UNTIL...."

Orochimaru hopped off the rooftop.

Sakura jumped off, boosting her jump with chakra as she flew over Orochimaru.

His eyes widened as she came flying at him with her fist.

"...I LAND THIS PUNCH ON YOU!!"

Orochimaru shrieked.

There was a huge crash.

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Im thinking of changing the book title to 'Naru-chan's Adventures', what do you think?

I might change the book title too