Kitsune-chan!!! (CRACK)

Chapter 25 - カブトです。

(another sketch of Sakura)

カブトです。

私は大蛇丸の恋人で-

何も言わなかった。

"SPEAK IN ENGLISH!!" Sakura yelled, raising a fist.

"IT'S TO ADD DRAMATIC EFFECT BY SPEAKING IN JAPANESE!!!"

"She's right, smh," Shimiko shook her head.

"You wrote this," Sakura deadpanned.

"You shouldn't be here," Shimiko deadpanned.

"Fine, fine," Sakura muttered before walking away.

"Shall I....continue?"

"Yes, but this time do it in English," Shimiko said.

"....Fine."

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I am Kabuto.

I am Orochimaru's lover-

You heard nothing.

I am Orochimaru's biggest sim-

No. Wait.

Yes, I'm Orochimaru's right hand man, and also his fu-

Shimiko slapped Kabuto.

"Sorry."

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Anyway.

Kabuto flashed out a kunai as he watched Sakura beat Orochimaru up from a distance.

"Fear not, I will save you, Orochimaru-sama!!!" Kabuto yelled as he ran forward only to receive a glare from Sakura.

"Who the hell are you?"

A shiver ran down Kabuto's spine.

His eyes darted around and he threw his kunai away (he added an extra kick) before grinning. "I'm here to assist you, miss."

"Kabuto you traitor...." Orochimaru croaked out.

"You're with him?" Sakura narrowed her eyes.

"No, no you got it all wrong," Kabuto laughed lightly before clutching his heart in a cliche manner. 

Out of nowhere, light shone upon him as a dramatic tear leaked out of his eyes. "He has used me as a tool for dozens of times....I have never been able to escape from his hands."

He dropped on his knees, weeping on the ground. "This is my chance to have my revenge...."

"Whatever. You can have him," Sakura picked up Orochimaru like a sack of potatoes before throwing it in Kabuto's face.

"T-Thank you...?"

Orochimaru glared at him.

"It seems I was unable to save you, Orochimaru-sama," Kabuto spoke. "I tried so hard, please believe me."

".............GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SIGHT!"

"Hai, Orochimaru-sama."

Kabuto scurried away.

"Piece of shit," Orochimaru cursed under his breath as he stood up, dusting his.....dress..???

Clothes will do.

"OROCHIMARU! How dare you try to escape!" Hiruzen yelled.

"WHAT THE HELL WOULD YOU DO IN THAT SITUATION, SARUTOBI-SENSEI? SIT DOWN AND GET BEATEN TO A BLOODY PULP BY A LITTLE GIRL!?" Orochimaru screeched.

"I am bringing you to T&I," Hiruzen spoke.

"....Wait a damn second."

"GET THE FUCK BACK HERE, KABUTOOO!!! YOU'RE COMING WITH ME YOU ASSHOLE!!!"

"Oh dear god...." Kabuto wept silently and dramatically as he stood in front of a store.

People stared.

"Orochimaru-sama has sacrificed himself for me...." Kabuto dropped on his knees. "Oh dear..."

Orochimaru continued to mutter curses as he sat on a chair in a room.

Damn that Kabuto.

Damn him.

"I repeat. WHERE are the locations of all your bases?" Ibiki spoke.

"I SAID, I FORGOT!" Orochimaru yelled. "Kabuto remembers all of them for me, if you wanna know then get him instead!"

He let out a scoff as he placed his leg on the table.

"Get me some tea."

Ibiki's eye twitched.

"Find whoever the HELL that Kabuto is!" Ibiki ordered.

A chorus of 'hai' came from outside.

Orochimaru could've broken out of this shitty place easily.

He was one of the Sannins- for god's sake!

But why didn't he?

Same reason as why Kabuto wasn't rescuing Orochimaru.

Kabuto was standing outside of the T&I building, in a henge and ready to infiltrate the building to save Orochimaru-sama.

HOWEVER!

Some blonde haired kid was sitting on someone's lap outside of the heavily guarded Interrogation room.

And that someone was...!!

None other than...!

SAKURA UCHIHA!

Yes, Kabuto can confirm she's an Uchiha (she's not), he heard Sasuke muttering about it in his sleep when he spied on him for Orochimaru-sama.

SAKURA UCHIHA!

With her overwhelming strength and her s h a r i n g a n, she could beat him anytime.

He smiled.

"I apologise, Orochimaru-sama."

He placed a few white lilies at the entrance, bowed, and ran away.

"I WILL (not) COME BACK FOR YOU LATER!!!"

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