Kitsune-chan!!! (CRACK)

Chappy 6 : A Sakura's Wrath

"Team 1?"

"Fail!"

"Team 2?"

"Fail!"

"Team 3?"

"Fail!"

"Team 4?"

"Fail!"

"Team 5?"

"Fail!"

"Team 6?"

"Fail!"

"Team 7?"

Silence.

"Team 7? I repeat?"

No response. Hiruzen sighed and stood up, trying to find Kakashi in the room.

"Where's Kakashi?" he asked.

"He's supposed to be giving his genins the test right now, right?" Asuma asked.

"Yes, but-"

"JIJI!!!!!" Naruto and his team barged into the room.

"Naruto-kun, I'm having a meeting here." Hiruzen sighed.

"Yeah, but Kashi-nii needs help!!! He's stuck in glue and the glue dried up so we can't free him!!!" Naruto explained.

"Glue...?" A few mutters went around the room.

"Oh and," Naruto held up two bells. The people in the room gasped. "Your bells, Jiji. Kashi-nii must've stolen them. Stealing is bad. Let's go!"

With that, Naruto pulled the other two out with him.

A few shouts of "NARUTO!!! We still haven't got help for Kakashi sensei!!!" were heard outside.

Hiruzen sweatdropped. "Team 8?" 

"Pass," Kurenai answered.

"Team 10?"

"Pass," Asuma nodded.

"Okay, Asuma, Kurenai, head to Training grounds three." Hiruzen ordered.

"Hai, Hokage-sama."

next day

"Whaaaat??? What do you mean we can't have a mission, jiji?" Naruto pouted.

"The glue couldn't be washed off Kakashi so he can't take you on missions," Hiruzen crossed his arms.

"Well it's not our fault that he told us to come at him with the intent to kill!!!" Naruto pouted harder. "And it's not like we can't do D-rank missions by ourselves!"

Hiruzen sighed. "Fine....I-"

"YATTA!!!" Naruto cheered.

"Sh...don't interrupt Hokage-sama," Sakura whispered to Naruto.

"Hai, Sakura-nee!" Naruto grinned.

"Well, pulling weeds, babysitting, cleaning-"

A knock on the door interupted Hiruzen. "Enter."

"Hokage-sama," A chunin entered the room with a file and put it on Hiruzen's table. "New mission."

Hiruzen read through the file and sighed. "Well, here's your mission for today, Team 7. Capture Tora the lost cat."

"Kitty!!!" Naruto squealed.

"Uchiha, point A. 6 meters away from target."

"Haruno, point B. 7 meters away from target."

"Uzumaki, point C. 1 meter away from target."

"Ready...in 3...2...1..."

"CATCH!!!!" The Uchiha and Haruno leaped out from behind the trees only to crash into the ground face first.

"MIssion complete!" Naruto grinned as Tora purred in his arms. "Kitty~"

"Naruto...since when were you there?" Sasuke deadpanned at him.

"Um...since...7 minutes after the mission began...?" Naruto blinked.

"You said you were 1 meter away from the target." Sakura deadpanned at him.

"But I am!" Naruto blinked.

"Naruto...it's 1 centimetre, not 1 meter. Plus, your distance from the target is less than 1 centimetre now, baka," Sakura sighed in frustration.

"Oh." Naruto blinked again.

"Whatever. Let's just head back to the mission office." Sasuke rolled his eyes.

"You want me to hold Tora?" Sakura asked.

"You want to?" Naruto tilted his head. He shrugged and handed Tora over to Sakura.

It seems that Tora didn't like her very much.

"ARGH!!! STUPID LITTLE CAT!!!! NOW WE HAVE TO CATCH IT AGAIN!!! NEXT TIME I SEE IT, I'LL STRANGLE IT TO DEATH!!!! SHANNARO!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sakura growled, wincing as she touched the scratch wounds on her arm.

"Sakura-nee chan, give me your arm." Naruto said.

"What? You want me to cut it off for you?" Sakura growled as she turned to Naruto with a deadly glare. Sasuke held back a gulp. She's kind of terrifying when she's angry. 

"No, just-" Naruto held her arm up gently and put his hand above it. His hand glowed green and her wound started healing.

"W-Wow....Naru..." Sakura gaped.

Naruto's eyes shone with happiness. "IT WORKED!!!"

"Thank yo- Wait what do you mean it worked." Sakura looked at Naruto dead in the eyes. "Are you telling me that you might fail but you took the risk?"

"U-Um. Maybe?" Naruto gulped.

"NARUTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

However strong Naruto was, he could not resist the wrath of Sakura Haruno. Mental note for Sasuke: Never mess with girls.