Kitsune-chan!!! (CRACK)

Chappy 4 : Naruto's Determination

"Kurenai nee-chan!!!" Naruto ran into an alleyway behind a bar where Asuma and Kurenai were having a kissing session.

The two Jonins blushed madly when they saw the little blonde staring at them curiously.

"Why are you sucking each others' faces?" Naruto asked.

"A-Ano...e-e-eto..." Asuma blushed. His father was good at handling kids, but he wasn't. And Kakashi will kill him if he knew they kissed in front of Naruto.

"W-We're eating from each others' mouths," Kurenai stuttered. Asuma blinked at her. That was a terrible excuse, but believable for a little kid.

"I've never seen anyone eat like that before," Naruto said. "Does it make it more delicious? Can I try too?"

"NO!!!" Asuma and Kurenai blurted out at the same time.Surprisingly, Naruto didn't even flinch.

"W-Well...we can only do it if w-we have a really good relationship," Kurenai said.

"Well then aren't we friends?" Naruto asked.

"We are, but...not to that extent yet," Kurenai blushed.

"What's extent?" Naruto asked. Asuma sighed. He hates kids....ugh.

"Well...it's hard to explain but, you need to be more than friends to do it."

"Well then, if you don't want to explain that then what was that thing you were doing just now? What's it called?" Naruto asked.

'Kiss!" They blurted out at the same time only to realise their mistakes.

"Kesu...kisu...kiss..." Naruto tested. "Okay!!! I'll find someone for that 'kiss' thing!!!"

"DON'T!!!" They blurted out, but the little blonde was already out of sight.

"Oh no!" Naruto suddenly cried out as he reached Kakashi's apartment. 'Kura-chan!!! I forgot to ask Kurenai onee-chan what's pussy!!!'

"Don't..." Kurama muttered. He was really dying. This kid was killing him. He wanted his Naruto back. Not this Naruto that knows nothing. Sure he's cute but...it's so hard to keep his innocence with those people around him. "I'm gonna die..."

"No! Kura-chan!!! Don't die!!!" Naruto teared up. Kurama's eyes widened.

"No, no, I'm just joking..." Kurama sighed.

Maybe he should just tell the little blonde everything? Like how his parents made out?

Nah.

"Oh...okay then. Don't scare me like that. Anyways, I'll ask Genma onii-chan tomorrow," Naruto shook his head and entered the house. "Tadaima!!!"

"Okaeri, Naruto!" Kakashi looked out from the kitchen. "We're having ramen for dinner today!"

"YATTA!!!" Naruto cheered. Then he remembered something.

"Kashi-nii," he tugged Kakashi's pants.

"Yes, Naru-chan?" Kakashi asked.

"Are we more than friends?" Naruto asked.

"Of course we are, Naru-chan. Why do you ask?" Kakashi smiled. Naruto beamed.

"Then Kashi-nii, Kashi-nii!!! Can we kiss!?!!?"

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Wait what.

"Naru-chan, who taught you that word?" Kakashi asked, a black aura forming within him.

"Kurenai nee-chan and Asuma nii-chan! They were doing that kiss thing in the alleyway, you know! That thing they to when they eat from each others' mouths," Naruto grinned. "They said I can only do it with someone that means more than a friend to me!"

"Naru-chan, what were you doing in that alleyway?" Kakashi asked.

"Oh, I was going to ask Kurenai nee-chan what pussy meant!" Naruto smiled cheerily.

Kakashi's dark aura only became darker as he felt his blood boil. "Naru-chan, you eat ramen, I'm going out for a while."

"Why? Where are you going?" Naruto asked.

"I'm paying a little visit to Asuma, Kurenai and Sasuke." Kakashi smile bfore slamming the door close.

"Kashi-nii looks angry..." Naruto blinked but then shrugged. "Oh well. Asuma nii-chan, Kurenai nee-chan and Sasuke nii-chan will be happy that Kashi-nii visited them."

"RAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"