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"It seeems.....we are on a stage," Sakura stated.
".....Indeed," Kakashi responded.
Naruto's eyes were shining. "WE'RE FAMOUS!!!"
Sasuke was sitting at the furthest corner.
"Alright, welcome," Shimiko bowed. "So today-"
"Don't act so formal," Sakura deadpanned.
"It's- it's called PROFESIONNAL!" Shimiko yelled.
"You spelled that wrong."
"Pro- por- PROFESSIONAL ALRIGHT!?" Shimiko groaned. "I HATE YOU!"
"Just start already, we might have a mission later," Sakura rolled her eyes.
Shimiko blew a raspberry before turning to the non existent crowd. "So today, we're doing a Q&A session with the Naruto characters in this AU!"
"BBQ!?!?!?" Naruto screamed in excitement, falling off the chair.
Before he could land on the ground face flat, Kakashi caught him and placed him back onto his chair.
"Q&A, Question and Answers, Naruto, not BBQ," Shimiko said. "Well, thanks to our fellow reade-"
"Just start already."
Shimiko deadpanned.
"Okay, okay...." she muttered, pulling out a paper. "First question!"
The four leaned forward slightly in anticipation.
"Is......"
The leaned forward further.
"For......"
Naruto fell off his chair.
"GAARA!"
There was silence.
"WHAT!?" Naruto yelled. "WE ARE THE MAIN CHARACTERS! WHY ARE WE NOT FIRST!?"
"Because the first question submitted was for Gaara, quiet," Shimiko sighed. "GAARA!!!"
Gaara was pushed onto the stage, a mic at his face.
"So, First question. 'Why did you continue to say your name instead of something else? Were you educated that nobody GIVES A F--- Ahem.'"
Gaara swatdropped.
"So, Gaara, your answer?" Shimiko held the mic closer to him.
"........."
"........."
"........I am Sabaku no Gaara."
"YEP! And that, ladies and gentlemen, is his answer!" Shimiko smiled.
"Bruh," Sakura deadpanned.
"Anyway, next question, off the stage you go."
Temari pulled Gaara away.
"So, next for is Kakashi," Shimiko smiled.
Kakashi's head perked up in attention.
"How many people are on your chidori-ing list for staining Naruto's pure and innocent mind?"
A dark aura radiated off Kakashi.
"A-AAA-A-A-A-ANO- I'M GOING TO THE RESTROOM-" Sasuke stuttered before running off.
"Oh, there's a lot. A lot," Kakashi eye-smiled.
"Yep, I might write that as a chapter soon, but probably no, since.....I mean, he can't-" Shimiko gasped.
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FanfictionJust a month before the graduation exam at the academy, the dead last Naruto mysteriously disappears. What happens when a 5-year-old Naruto returns with Kakashi and becomes a part of Team 7? Inspired by Fox Boy from naruto209ye! Go read it! It's so...
