Kitsune-chan!!! (CRACK)

Chappy 5 : The Bell Test!

"Where is that sensei..." Sakura growled as she tapped her feet impatiently.

"Yo!" Kakashi waved as he arrived with a sleepy Naruto beside him. "Ohayo!!!"

"SENSEI!!!" Sakura screamed, a tick mark on her fist. Sasuke glanced at Kakashi before shuddering and turning away.

"Sorry, a black cat crossed our path today!" Kakashi smiled.

"The cat was white, Kashi-nii," Naruto yawned. "You got that excuse wrong again."

"Oh, hi, Naruto!" Sakura's mood instantly changed.

"What..." Kakashi deadpanned.

"Hi..." Naruto greeted sleepily.

"How was your day yesterday?" Sakura asked.

"Oh! Asuma nii-chan and Kurenai nee-chan were kissing in the alleyway," Naruto grinned.

"They- what-?" Sakura blinked. "Who are they?"

"Asuma nii-chan and Kurenai nee-chan," Naruto answered.

"Naruto...that's a little inappropriate to say in front of others," Kakashi patted the little blonde's head.

"What's in-a-puppy-ate?" Naruto tilted his head.

"Um...nevermind," Kakashi sweatdropped. "Okay, Naruto. Go sit beside Sasuke and Sakura."

Naruto nodded and waddled towards them. He grinned at them before sitting between the two.

"Alright, this timer is set for noon," Kakashi put a clock near the KIA stone. "until then," he took out two bells. "You have to get these from me."

"Aren't those Jiji's bells?" Naruto asked.

"Yes, they are, Naruto," Kakashi smiled. "If you want to get them..." Kakashi's single eye opened. "You must come at me with the intent to kill."

The three genins nodded.

"Well, ready...begin!" Kakashi poofed out of existence. Sakura looked over to Naruto, expecting the sleepy and adorable Naruto, but he was so different.

His eyes were icy cold, and they were more intimidating than Sasuke's glare. If looks could kill, Sakura would be dead just by looking at his eyes. He glanced at Sakura. "Aren't you hiding, Sakura?"

Sakura's eyes widened when he suddenly disappeared. Sasuke was missing too, so she decided to hide too.

The last night was definitely a nightmare for Sasuke, but that won't hold him back from defeating Kakashi to become a genin. There were two bells. He'd...give one to Sakura if he got them. He didn't want a baby on his team.

'Better if I pass alone,' Sasuke thought. He clenched his fists and breathed slowly. Alright. Here we go.

Just then, he felt a presence behind him. He quickly spun around and shouted :"Fire style: fireball jutsu!"

Kakashi's eyes widened. A mere genin shouldn't be able to do that. He subsituted himself with a stick nearby and sighed in relief. Great. But wait...something seems off...GENJUTSU!

"Release!" Kakashi sent out a wave of chakra. His eyes widened as he heard another "Fire style: Fireball jutsu!"

He dodged to the side, only to be met by 5 kunais coming from his right. But how!? Sasuke was on the le-

His thoughts were cut off when he was slammed into a tree, hard. Blood stained his mask as he dropped on one knee. 'Damn...Naruto is totally merciless when it comes to fighting.'

Suddenly, he felt somehing wet drip on his shoulder. He looked towards his shoulder and saw...orange?

'SHIT!!!" Before he could escape, a whole bucket of orange paint was dropped on him, making him covered in orange from head to toe. He tried to move but he couldn't. He was stuck.

"GLITTER!!!" A childish voice shouted. Definitely Naruto's.

"SHANNARO!!!!" Sakura exclaimed as she poured glitter on Kakashi right in front of him.

"SASUKE!!!" Naruto shouted.

Kakashi felt something being shot at the left side of his body. MORE OF THOSE!?

"SAKURA!!! THROW IT!!!" Naruto ordered.

"CHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sakura screamed as she poured a bucket of pink paint over Kakashi.

There was silence.

"WE DID IT!!!" Naruto squeaked happily.

"GOOD JOB PLANNING, NARU!!!" Sakura complimented. Sasuke hn'ed.

"Okay, let's get the bells. Sakura, wipe the paint away from Kakashi's face." Naruto said. Kakashi felt the bells tied to his pants being tugged away. And wind blowing at his face, telling him that the paint in his face was gone.

He opened his eyes to meet a grinning Naruto, a smiling Sakura and a smirking Sasuke.

"What's this, Naruto? I can't move," Kakashi asked, annoyed. Naruto didn't answer but held up two buckets of glue. Sakura held up buckets of orange paint while Sasuke held up buckets of pink and blue paint.

Kakashi groaned. "Damn it."

"Kashi-nii, what's damn?"

"DAMN IT!!!"