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But first, let's start with some of the questions from the last Omake chapter!
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"So....we'll be doing a small Q&A before this chapter starts!" Shimiko said.
"Nice," Anko smiled.
"Anyway, first question. 'To Naruto and Anko, When you and Anko hang out, what do you do?"
"Hmm....We've only met two times, including the time where Kurenai dragged this brat's ass back home."
"What's ass?"
Anko ignored Naruto's question. "The first time we met wasn't very interestinggg......I bumped into Kakashi along the way to T&I, and met this brat. Tried to bring him along but Kakashi won't let me," Anko pouted.
"He said I'll ruin his innocence or whatever.....I'm just trying to be an amazing big sister," Anko sighed, flipping her hair dramatically.
"Yep, and next question. 'For Gaara, if given the chance, would you allow me as family? No name nonsense too'."
Gaara blinked. 'Family....'
A small blush dusted his cheeks as he nodded slowly.
"Awww," Shimiko cooed. Anyways, that's all for the questions, now on to the chapter!"
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"No, you can't eat this, Naruto. It's a coin. You'll die."
"Coin...?"
"Yes, you use it to buy stuff like ramen."
"....Ramen?"
"...Yes, ramen."
And so there Naruto was, buying a shitload of cup ramen (with Kakashi's money) and stuffing them under his blanket.
"Naruto, what are you doing?"
"NOTHING!" Naruto shrieked.
Kakashi rose his eyebrows before walking away. 'What's he up to again....'
He slipped on his sandals, hands in pocket. "Naruto! I'll be going out, don't leave the house, okay?"
"OKAY!" Naruto answered.
He skipped to the kitchen as he heard the door close.
Pulling a stool over, he climbed up to the cabinet and peeked inside.
"Hmm.....what do you use to cook ramen...."
He pulled out a frying pan. "Whutever."
As he climbed back down to the floor, he pushed the stool away and walked to his room.
He pulled down the blankets and let out a loud gasp.
WHO WOULD STEAL HIS RAMEN!?
He would definitely look for it and take it back!
Out somewhere, someone too was looking for someone.
"WHAT!? HE ESCAPED!?"
"Y-Yes, Hokage-sama!" A chunin answered with a stammer.
Hiruzen sighed, massaging his temples.
"DAMN IT!"
Naruto was running through an alleyway, trying to find his cup ramens.
That was when he smelled something.....familiar.
"This...."
Naruto clenched his fists, eyes shining.
"WILL BE MY FIRST EVER ADVENTURE!"
He grinned before marching towards the direction of that smell.
He stopped in front of a not-suspicious-at-all-house.
He nodded to himself and opened the door of the not-suspicious-at-all-house slowly and dramatically.
"Is this...!?"
He gasped dramatically. "VOLDEMORT'S RESTING CHAMBER!!"
"Does it look like it is?" He heard a whisper behind him as the door slammed shut.
"THE VILLIAN HAS APPEARED!" Naruto yelled, spinning around as he got into a weird ass fighting stance. "Wait where's my sword?"
"Tell me child," the unknown figure smiled. "Does this look like Voldemort's Resting Chamber?"
"ARE YOU VOLDEMORT!?!?!" Naruto yelled.
"Dear, dear, no," the figure slowly stepped out from the shadows.
Naruto squinted.
"I....I am....."
The figure dramatically rested his hand over his chest.
"Voldemort's......NUMBER ONE FAN BOY!!!"
He struck a random pose.
Naruto gasped. "NO WAYY!!!'
"YES, IT IS I, OROCHIMARU!!!!!" Orochimaru let out a cliche villian laugh. he switched to fanboy mode, bending down to Naruto's level. "So? So? Does it really look like Voldemort's Resting Chamber? O.M.G."
Tanjiro's disgusted expression crawled onto Naruto's face.
"D-Don't look at me like that!" Orochimaru gave him a nasty look. "Anyways, what do you want here?"
"OH!" Naruto's eyes shone. "I'M LOOKING FOR MY MISSING CUP RAMEN!"
"Oh, you mean those?" Orochimaru pointed to a shitload of empty ramen cups. "I got a bit too hungry."
Naruto's lips quivered.
He screamed.
"HEY STOP SCREAMING- PEOPLE WILL FIND MEEE!!!! UHHH- WHAT ABOUT I GET YOU SOME RAMEN-? SOUNDS GOOD? YEAHH SOUNDS GOOD!?!?!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
"OROCHIMARU! I FOUND YOU! HOW DARE YOU ESCAPE FROM YOUR CELL!"
"LE DRAMATIC GASP! SARUTOBI-SENSEI! IGNORE THAT FIRST, CALM THIS CHILD DOWN!"
"Oh, right."
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