Kitsune-chan!!! (CRACK)

Chapter 27: The Uchiha who seeks fab

Me, being the very generous and responsible me has decided to continue this after two whole years of leaving it alone!! (i have midterms starting tomorrow, procrastination at its finest!)

Also, if you want to know just how much i forgot about this fanfic, i was going to write about the chunin exams until i realised that was already over.

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Three genins and one jonin stood before the Torture and Interrogation building. Of course, they were none other than the now infamous Team 7, consisting of Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, led by their sensei Kakashi Hatake. 

Why were they so famous now, you ask?

Well first of all, Orochimaru was a Sannin. And for a fresh graduate like Sakura to be able to take him down effortlessly, it was a huge feat. 

As for Naruto, he was now known as a great ninja who disguised himself as a much younger child to bait the pedophile out of its chamber and succeeded in doing so. He went from the most adorable ninja to the most adorable ninja. Although the name Naruto Uzumaki was once hated by the whole village, they have now left the past behind to honour the success of their saviour. 

Kakashi was already famous as he was, and so was Sasuke. They rose along with the fame of their team, although they did nothing at all.

"I hope you've had a pleasant day, Lady Sakura," a shinobi of the T&I building bowed to Sakura who merely gave a small nod in response. "We have received word that Ibiki has requested your assistance in interrogating the snake."

"Yes, that is true. By the way, am I getting paid for this?" Sakura questioned with a strict gaze which the shinobi tried not to shriek at. He can see why Orochimaru was finally dragged to the T&I. Hurriedly nodding, he made way for the four legendary ninjas of Konoha to walk into the T&I building. 

Now, they should be trembling in fear, especially the two genins namely Naruto and Sakura who didn't have much experience with violence in their academy days. Kakashi and Sasuke would be able to hold their own, both having experience traumatizing pasts of their own. 

However, that was not the case.

"H-Hahahha-ahhah...ahaha..." Sasuke wound up falling into a endless spiral of nervous laughter. Maybe he was finally going insane- the fact that he was in a building constantly surrounded by bloodshed and screams and torture is helping very much with that. 

"Sasuke..."

"Sasuke.."

"Sasuke...you have too many skill issues for your own good."

Sasuke gasped offendedly as his head snapped up at Itachi. His older brother only scoffed at him almost emotionlessly. "This...this is why you're such a disgrace to our clan. This is the cause of our parents screaming and wailing this night before their death."

"No...I don't have skill issues...!" Sasuke sobbed, burying his face in his hands. "I thought I could trust you.. you were my big brother Itachi! You told me that I would grow up to be more fabulous than anyone else!"

"L fab. You do not have the fab to kill me yet, Sasuke," Itachi sneered. "Yes, let the fab grow in you. Feel the fab. Embrace the fab, and when the time comes....you can come after me whenever you wish. Right now, you are too fabless for that."

And with that, Itachi disappeared.

As that memory slithered its way into Sasuke's mind, he snapped. He finally understood the prupose of him being here. He has seen Orochimaru with his two eyes before, and it doesn't take a sharingan to know...

Orochimaru was the true god of fab.

"Hahaha...hahahahah!" With that, his nervous chuckles turned to evil cackling, much too similiar to a certain snake. "Of course, of course...Itachi!!!"

His purpose here was to break Orochimaru out, and get him to teach Sasuke the true way of fab. That was all he needed to do at the moment, and that was his one and only life purpose.

His teammates head snapped over to him at the sudden commotion, which he only smiled with malice at. Sakura furrowed her eyebrows in confusion before shrugging.

"Here it is, Orochimaru's cell." 

Orochimaru...He is right in there, the god of fab! The hunger and thirst for fab swirled in his eyes as he clenched his fists tight. My journey begins..!

The door swung open and bright light poured out of the room in glitters. Orochimaru was soaked in his own bathtub, brushing through his hair thoroughly with the most expensive shampoo seen on the surface of Earth.

Sasuke fell to his knees, clutching his shirt. The fab was too much- it was overpowering him, no overfabbing him!! He took deep breaths as Orochimaru glanced at him, blowing a strand of hair away from his face.

"Ahh...Itachi's little brother." 

Sasuke's eyes widened. Orochimaru knows him...the god of fab knows his name!! 

"I know, you are on the journey of pursuing the great power of fab, to one day overfab that man who took the whole clan's fab for his own. I understand, Sasuke," Orochimaru spoke as he slowly stood from the bathtub. "I know what you have come fo-"

"PUT ON SOMETHING, YOU DISGUSTING PEDOPHILE!" Sakura screamed, punching the wall, reducing it to debris which successfully blinded Naruto's sight from the awful pedophile who was about to flash everyone. 

"Ehh?? I can't see anything!!" Naruto whined, pulling at Kakashi's pants. "Kashi, carry me up, I wanna see!!"

"No, no you don't," Kakashi spoke sternly, picking Naruto up and immediately covering the boy's eyes before running out of the building. Enough of this, Naruto has no need for such things. 

"Sasuke, are you alright?" Sakura asked with concern, eyebrows furrowed at the Uchiha who was brought to his knees upon the sight of the pedophile. 

Sasuke's eyes shone as he felt warmth within himself. 'Sakura.... The Uchiha heiress... No matter how much I fear her, I hold high respect for her. I don't deserve to be called an Uchiha in front of her. Perhaps...'

He stood up with a nod, newfound determination in his eyes. 'Perhaps, she is the true god of fab.'

"Do not concern yourself with me, I am too lowly of a being to be of your concerns," Sasuke bowed to the pink haired girl who frowned.

"But you're my teammate." 

Sasuke held back the tears that threatened to well up in his eyes. The great Uchiha princess was too kind. Too beautiful. Before her, he was lesser than an insect. 

His new goal in life was to do nothing but protect Sakura with all he could, though he doubted she'd need his protection. A servant, if you will.

But as the debris faded away, Orochimaru was seen, leaning against the bathtub. "Hmph, you merely caught me off guard just now. Do you really think that such a thing could scare me?"

(Orochimaru is terrified.)

The dark fab!! Sasuke shrieked. No way, at this point...Sakura and Orochimaru were completely equal in terms of strength and fab.

He had no idea whose side he should be on....

"We're having a talk." 

Sasuke gulped nervously as he stepped into the beautifully furnished interrogation room with Sakura. This...will be one of the most important points of his life....!

"Now, spill the tea."