OML WOULD U LOOK AT WHO UPDATED OMG-
Sorry I was writing my other books like Secrets We Hold and Black Roses and TOTALLY NOT WATCHING ANIME AND MANGA ALSO DRAWING ALL DAYY-
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Poke.
Poke.
"H-He'll die."
"Uh....."
"H-He's gonna die."
"Then help him."
"THEN I'M GONNA DIE TOO!" Kankuro screeched.
"I-" Sakura sighed. "I simply don't understand why he's gonna die."
"Are you BLIND!?" Temari yelled, pointing at Naruto's direction.
"Poke poke," Naruto mumbled poking Gaara's forehead repeatedly, casually ignoring all the sand pointed at him in an offensive manner. "Poke poke."
"Poke poke." Dark aura surrounded Gaara as Killer Intent radiated off him.
Temari and Kankuro squeaked in fear, clutching each others' hands.
Sakura stared at them, unamused.
She elbowed Sasuke who screeched in fear at her touch, scurrying off to the furthest corner of the room away from Sakura.
Her eye twitched.
"Naaaruuuuto! That's enough!" Sakura patted Naruto's head (A bit too harshly (on purpose))
The little blonde squeaked and fell onto Gaara's chest.
The redhead flinched, sand sharpening.
Temari and Kankuro screamed.
"What was your name? Gaara?" Sakura questioned.
"I am Sabaku no Gaara," Gaara answered.
"Yes, Gaara. I'll be taking," Sakura pulled Naruto up by his clothes (like how cats hold their kittens) "This little blonde away."
She sighed before turning away until sand wrapped around her.
Groaning, she tilted her head up to look at Gaara. "Whaaaat is ittt????"
"I am Sabaku no Gaara."
"I know."
"I am Sabaku no Gaara."
"Yes, and???"
"I am Sabaku no Gaara."
She inhaled sharply.
"I am Sabaku no Gaara."
"THAT'S IT!" She yelled, a tick mark on her forehead. "LET ME GO RIGHT NOW, THIS INSTANT! I'M GONNA PUMMEL YOU TO DEATH!"
Gaara flinched, his sand retreating and hovering over him protectively.
"Booo....." Naruto whispered to the floor.
Sakura Haruno!
Quirk, Fear!
The ability to scare every single living being and does not fear anything! She also has the ability to punch and break anythi-
"This isn't a BNHA fanfiction, Shimiko," Sakura deadpanned.
"Oh. Sorry."
BACK TO THE STORY!
Temari and Kankuro were frozen in spot.
Did that pink haired girl....
JUST MAKE GAARA SCARED!?
"LE GASP!" They shrieked.
"I-I am Sabaku no Gaara," Gaara stuttered.
DID HE JUST....
STUTTER!!??
"LE GASP!!!" Temari and Kankuro shrieked.
"That teaches him to touch the Uchiha Princess's chest with whatever the fuck that sand is," Sasuke whispered. "Damn. I'm jealous though."
"......On second thought, nah. She's flat chested."
"EXCUSE ME THE FUCK!?" Sakura screamed, turning to Sasuke who shrieked.
He had no bush to hide in!
He's doomed!
"Watch and learn, panda-chan. This is what happens when you make Sakura-nee angry," Naruto whispered.
"I-I am Sabaku no Gaara."
"By the way, do you have any ramen?"
"I am Sabaku no Gaara."
"Aw man."
"LE GASP!!!"
"Okay, and next round is......Sakura Haruno VS Sabaku no Gaara. The two of you, please come down."
"I-I am Sabaku no Gaara."
"You???"
"I-I-I-I am S-Sabaku no G-Gaara."
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Who will suffer the most, Sasuke or Gaara?
To find out who, tune in next week for Dragon Ball Z-
Jk i dont watch dragon ball
Btw, any ideas for chapters? I'll gladly accept them if I manage to figure out how to write it-
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