Kitsune-chan!!! (CRACK)

Chapter 8 : Only Babies don't shower.

Flashback

Asuma sighed. He held a form in his hands and read through it as he walked through the hallways. 'Jonin sensei huh...'

A scream was heard behind of him and he dropped the paper, startled. He picked it up and walked backwards to see who was there only to see a short figure run pass him and another familiar tall figure running behind it.

"God..." The taller figure stopped and panted. 

"Kakashi? Who a-" 

"I need your help," Kakashi gasped between pants. "C-Chase that boy. Don't hurt him. Be careful though. I-I'm gonna...t-take a rest..."

Asuma blinked and nodded. He folded the paper and stuffed it in his pocket. He glanced at Kakashi one more time before running off.

"GAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!! HE STOPPED!!!!! NOW THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE!!!!!! WHAT DO WE DO, KURA-CHAN!?!!?!" The boy Asuma was chasing screamed.

'Is he...insane...? Talking to himself...?' Asuma thought as he wiped a bead of sweat off his forehead. 'Damn, that brat's good at running.'

"I'M NOT STUPID!!! YOU'RE THE STUPID!!! STUPID!!!" He stuck out a tongue at nothing.

'Why does Kakashi even want this brat...who is he anyways? Why am I even chasing him?' Asuma mentally groaned.

"I'M NOT A BRAT!!! WHAT'S A BRAT ANYWAYS!?!?! WHAT!?!?! I'M NOT A BABY!!! I'M TURNING FOUR 11 MONTHS LATER DATTEBAYO!!!!"

'Tsk...his stamina...it's inhuman...he's even shouting...' Asuma growled as he tried to run faster.

"B-BUT!!!! IT'S STILL NOT FULLY ONE YEAR LATER!!! THERE'S STILL A FEW DAYS!!! I'M NOT A BABY!!! I HATE YOU, I HA-OWW!!!"

"Let mwe GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The little blonde screamed as Kakashi held the little boy up with his two hands. 

"Thanks, Asuma." Kakashi smiled at the Sarutobi under his mask.

"Yeah...it's no problem...who's the brat anyw-"

"STOP CALLING ME A BRAT!!!!" Naruto screamed and tried to squirm out of the last Hatake's grip.

"Come on, Naru-chan. Let's get you to the showe-"

"I DON'T WANNA GO TO THE SHOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He screamed at the top of his lungs, almost deafening the two jonins.

"None can do, Naru-chan. You stink like a fish." Kakashi eye-smiled. Asuma sweatdropped.

"CHILD ABUUUUUUUUUUSEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!" Naruto screamed.

"Who thought you that?" Kakashi deadpanned.

"KURA-CHAN DID!!!! NOW LET ME GO!!!!!!!! I'M NOT A BABY!!!!!"

"Naruto." Kakashi said in a serious voice. 

"What do you want?" Naruto huffed.

"Only babies don't go to the shower."

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"STOP HOLDING ME!!!!!!! I WANNA GO TO SHOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!"