Kitsune-chan!!! (CRACK)

Chappy 1 : You said it was 4%, Kura-chan.

(edit: this was a fanfic i wrote almost two years ago. i am painfully aware its badly planned and the writing isnt too good either, bear with me man. its a process of learning 💀 if u enjoy it then uhhh..enjoy?)

-contains some swearing!!! you are warned!!!-

It was a lovely morning and the academy students of the graduating class were listening to Iruka Umino's lesson. Okay, count a few out.

"-so if you encounter one of-"

"Cool!" Naruto suddenly shouted. The whole class looked at him weirdly.

"Uh, Naruto? Is there anything you'd like to say? If there is, please raise your hand," Iruka let out an annoyed sighed.

"Well, uh- I was just saying it'd be so cool if I encounter an S-rank ninja! I'd kick ass and become Hokage right away!" Naruto grinned.

Iruka sighed. "Well then, please don't interrupt my lessons Naruto. Well, continuing on..."

'Damn it, I was almost caught!' Naruto sighed in relief mentally.

"Small mistake, but nice," The big big fluffy ball inside of him shrugged. "So, as I was saying. There are risks, but it's very low. Like 4% you might...I don't know. Probably lose your memories."

'Well, if it's to have your amazing senses and have our chakra merge together, I don't care about that 4%!' Naruto grinned.

"Well then...we'll do it at the training grounds after your lunch," Kurama said.

'Yatta!!!' Naruto cheered, dancing and singing around in his mindscape.

Timeskip//Kakashi POV

I was sitting in front of the KIA stone when I heard a small shout/scream behind me. I jumped and ran to where I heard the shout/scream. I didn't sense anyone there! Who would-

As I ran towards the training logs, I saw a blonde boy laying on the ground, unconscious. 'Don't tell me that's...' In a split second, I appeared beside the boy and scooped him up.He looked about 5 years old and had burns all over his body.

"Naruto? Is that you?" I asked, not minding if he knows that I was his ANBU guard a few years ago. He's supposed to be around 13, but how-?

'Stupid,' I mentally slapped myself. 'What am I doing here!? I should be sending him to the hospital now!'

I wanted to shunshin to the hospital so bad, but I didn't dare to. I didn't want to make little Naruto more sick than he is now, so I ran towards the hospital.

As soon as I arrived there, a nurse saw the little blonde unconscious in my arms and immediately took him to a room for a checkup. 'At least they treat him better now...'

After a whole 10 minutes with a few medics going in and out and a few doctors handing forms for me to sign, I was finally allowed to enter.

"He's fine now, we healed most of his injuries and it was surprisingly fast. He may experience some pain when he wakes up, but he'll be fine afterwards," the nurse informed.

"Thank you," I smiled. She blushed slightly. "No need to thank me, I'm just doing my job."

As I entered the hospital room, I froze. Wait. I haven't told Hokage-sama about this. But what should I do? I can't leave him here! What if something happens to him? But I can't just send Naruto to the hospital and not tell hokage-sa-

Oh wait. Shadow clones.

I had to pay for a wall because I made it crack and have a medic heal my forehead.