Kitsune-chan!!! (CRACK)

Chapter 16 - Sadness

(I should be doing my homework now-)

(BUT NAH-)

The chunin exam was a test with friendly people guiding you and helping you along the way to chunin.

A scream could be heard in the Forest of Death as blood splattered onto the ground.

Maybe not.

"With my ears I smell blood," Naruto whispered mysteriously. "Run faster, Sakura-nee."

"I AM trying to run faster, Naruto," Sakura grumbled. 

"You're slow. Sasuke-nii is way in front of you."

"Naruto...do you realize Sasuke is behind us?"

Sasuke was at least fifteen metres away from Sakura and Naruto, his eyes wide focused on Sakura who sweatdropped. "What's with him....he's been acting so weird ever since my birthday.....Oh wait, I still have to read his book."

Sasuke gasped loudly, missing a step and falling onto the ground flat on his face.

"What the..." Sakura's eye twitched as she ran backwards, staring at Sasuke from above a branch.

Sighing, she jumped down from the tree and squatted beside Sasuke. "Oi, you doing good there?"

"No....." Sasuke muttered. His eyes widened as he quickly backed away from Sakura, eyes narrowed in suspicion at her.

"What the hell...whatever," Sakura muttered. "Let's go."

"You go first," Sasuke whispered with his eyes  squinted.

"This shit is killing me."

Meanwhile, in the waiting room.

"Kakashi....it's been three hours."

"Give me one more hour."

"Get the fuck out of the toilet."

"No."

Asuma sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose as he glanced at Kurenai. "You've ever seen him acting like this before?"

Kurenai shook his head. "But I'd be worried too. Naruto is after all a....five year old."

Tears stained Kakashi's eyes as he dramatically wiped them away with a white cloth that appeared out of nowhere. 

How...how could he be so cruel?

He sent his own baby brother into the Forest of Death!

He sobbed.

"Damn it, here he goes again...." Asuma massaged his temples with a groan.

"Oh, Kakashi, how youthful of you to care so much for you students!!!" Guy cried along.

"Hell no...." Asuma muttered. "Can I die now..."

"Oh, Gai!" Kakashi whispered, leaning against the toilet door as tears flowed down his face, Guy doing the same on the outside.

"Oh, Kakashi!"

"Ohhhh my god," Asuma slammed his head into the wall repeatedly.

"Miss Kure-"

Ebisu froze at the scene in front of him.

Asuma repeatedly slamming his head into a wall.

Gai crying at a door with Kakashi's wails coming from inside.

This group of jonins are indeed....peculiar.

Ebisu cleared his throat, adjusting his glasses before stepping out of the room.

He is mentally scarred for life.

"NO wait-" Asuma cried out.

He clicked his tongue as the door slammed close. "Damn it..."

Kurenai's lips trembled as she tried to hide her laughter.

"Oh, Gai!"

"Kakashi!"

Meanwhile, with Iruka.

"Oh dear, dear, why am I suddenly so sad," Iruka sniffed as he wiped away a few tears slipping out of his eye with a tissue.

The group of students stared at him.

"J-Just a second class," Iruka sniffed. "Oh, dear."

He reached his hand to the tissue box only to find it empty. "The next box please, Fukihara."

The boy took another box of tissue and placed it in front of Iruka.

The chunin continued to sob.

(Shaking as I wrote this chapter-)