"Well, for missions, we have pulling out potatos at the farm, or pulling out weeds around the village, taking care of-"
"JIIIJIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Naruto pouted.
"Yes, Naruto?" Hiruzen asked gently.
"CAN WE DON'T DO ANYMOWE D-WANKS!?!!? ITS SO BOWING!!!" Naruto whined. (Decides to add some baby talk)
Hiruzen sighed. He would explain how the mission ranks work, but Naruto wouldn't understand anyways. "Kakashi, are they ready?"
"Of course they are," Kakashi eye-smiled.
"Very well then," Hiruzen sighed. "Neko."
An ANBU with a cat mask appeared.
"Please call Tazuna in," Hiruzen ordered.
"Hai, Hokage-sama," the ANBU said before disappearing.
The door slid open and a drunk old man leaned by the door. "Huh? These kids are going to protect me? I asked for professional ninjas, not some brats! And that kid, is he even a ninja? He's like a baby!"
"AM NOT A BABY DATTEBAYO!!!!" Naruto pouted. "STOWP CAWLING ME A BABY!!!"
"Tazuna-san, was it?" Kakashi eye-smiled. "Don't worry, I'm a special jonin and Naru-chan here is the strongest genin in my team. Isn't it, Naru-chan?"
"Shh!!!!!" Naru squinted his eyes at Kashi. "Kura-chan's talking!!!!"
Kakashi sweatdropped.
Tazuna narrowed his eyes at the genins. "Well, I'm Tazuna, a master bridgebuilder! You'll be escorting me to the Land Of Waves and I expect you to protect me with your life!!!"
Team 7 and Tazuna were walking down the path that led towards the Land of Waves.
Passing by a puddle.
And Naru-chan, being Naru-chan, asked.
"Kashi-nii, why are there two people in the puddle?"
Just as he said that, two chains shot out from the puddles. Kakashi's eye widened and he pulled Naru away by his waist.
"Gah!!! Kashi-nii!!! So tight!!!" Naruto squeaked.
'Naruto's not being serious...they're not that strong,' Kakashi thought.
Two ninjas appeared and the puddle disappeared. "Heh. A baby being able to sense us. Interesting."
"The demon brothers...Gozu and Meizu." Kakashi narrowed his eyes.
"Kashi-nii, you're squinting. Stop squinting." Naruto used a hand to slap Kakashi lightly. "Bad bad for your eyes."
Team 7 sweatdropped.
"You little piece of-" Before Meizu could finish his sentence, a punch was landed on his face.
"SHANARO!!!!!" Sakura punched Gozu.
And the two ninjas were unconscious.
(I know dis doesnt make sense. dis book is meant to not make sense.)
"That's what you get for trying to hurt Naru-chan," Sakura growled. The rest of them sweatdropped.
"Well, thank you, Sakura," Kakashi said, the sweatdrop not leaving his forehead.
"Kashi-nii!!! I wanna tie them up!!!" Naruto's eyes sparkled.
"Okay, okay, go tie them up. I'll check it later. Make sure to take all their weapons away," Kakashi took some ropes out of nowhere and handed them to Naru-chan.
"Now, Tazuna-san," Kakashi turned to the bridgebuilder with a dark expression. "I believe we need to talk."
Tazuna gulped.
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Kitsune-chan!!! (CRACK)
FanfictionJust a month before the graduation exam at the academy, the dead last Naruto mysteriously disappears. What happens when a 5-year-old Naruto returns with Kakashi and becomes a part of Team 7? Inspired by Fox Boy from naruto209ye! Go read it! It's so...
