you may be asking, author, why are you doing this shit again? and my answer to that is: because i want to so deal w it you little bitch :)
also> thank you for 10k reads, if i get to 100 followers i will do a real, smut lmao, its gunna be a part 2 to new roommate :)
also alot of these are gunna be vine or tiktok references
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billie: WHAT DID YOU DO!?
y/n: shaved my eyebrows off
billie: WHY!?
y/n: i don't know
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y/n: who was your hottest uber driver
billie: uhh i never went to oovo javer
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*billie raises her hand*
*y/n flinches*
billie: why'd you flinch- does your dad hit you!?
y/n: no you do
billie: oh yeah *slaps y/n*
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y/n: hey billie what rhymes with orange?
billie: no it doesnt.
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y/n: rules are made to be broken
claudia: they were mad to be followed, nothing is made to be broken
zoe: uh pinatas
finneas: glow sticks
billie: spaghetti when you have a small pot
y/n: rules.
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y/n: what time is it?
zoe: i don't know pass the saxophone i'll find out
*zoe plays the saxophone loudly and out of tune*
billie: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING
zoe: it's 3 am
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y/n: jail is no joke, i'll tell you that much
billie: oh have you been
y/n: once. in monopoly
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y/n: *screams*
billie *screams louder to assert dominance*
cluadia: should we do something?
finneas: no.. i wanna see how this goes..
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billie: you guys should get the orange soda its amazing
