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you may be asking, author, why are you doing this shit again? and my answer to that is: because i want to so deal w it you little bitch :) 

also> thank you for 10k reads, if i get to 100 followers i will do a real, smut lmao, its gunna be a part 2 to new roommate :)

also alot of these are gunna be vine or tiktok references 

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billie: WHAT DID YOU DO!?

y/n: shaved my eyebrows off

billie: WHY!?

y/n: i don't know

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y/n: who was your hottest uber driver 

billie: uhh i never went to oovo javer 

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*billie raises her hand*

*y/n flinches*

billie: why'd you flinch- does your dad hit you!?

y/n: no you do 

billie: oh yeah *slaps y/n*

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y/n: hey billie what rhymes with orange?

billie: no it doesnt.

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y/n: rules are made to be broken 

claudia: they were mad to be followed, nothing is made to be broken 

zoe: uh pinatas 

finneas: glow sticks

billie: spaghetti when you have a small pot 

y/n: rules.

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y/n: what time is it?

zoe: i don't know pass the saxophone i'll find out

*zoe plays the saxophone loudly and out of tune*

billie: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING

zoe: it's 3 am 

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y/n: jail is no joke, i'll tell you that much 

billie: oh have you been 

y/n: once. in monopoly 

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y/n: *screams*

billie *screams louder to assert dominance*

cluadia: should we do something?

finneas: no.. i wanna see how this goes..

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billie: you guys should get the orange soda its amazing 

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