happy pride month fools
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y/n: hey billie do you have holes in your socks?
billie: no?
y/n laughing: then how'd you get your feet in?
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billie: well the stans are that age where they only have one thing on their mind
finne: girls?
stans: homocide.
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[billie doing a presentation]
billie: there's only one thing worse than death * reveals paper that says y/ns above death*
finneas gasping: y/n!
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finneas: she's and idiot she almost killed you and herself! twice!
billie: that maybe true but you don't have all the facts
finneas: which are??
billie holding y/n who has two broken arms to her chest: i love her
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y/n: BILLIE
billie: what!?
y/n: i'm tired
billie: then go to sleep
y/n: ...........
billie: i am not tucking you in.
y/n: fine ZOEEE
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billie: WHY IS THE COUCH ON FIRE!?
y/n: well you weren't there and your like 90%of my impulse control
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y/n can't find billie
y/n cupping her hands together to use as a microphone: BILLIE HAS NO TALENT
billie appearing out of nowhere: what did you say about me bitch!?
claudia popping up behind y/n: excuse me?
finneas pointing nerf guns at y/n: what did you just say
billie stans bursting through the wall: heard you were talking shit
y/n: oh god what have i done
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y/n: what if i use coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
billie taking the coffee pot: what if you don't
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y/n and billie fighting
zoe: can i get a waffle? can i pleasee get a waffle
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billie: we're so in sync we finish each others ssss
y/n: ..........
billie: sssssssssssssssssss
y/n: sssSSSATAN WILL RISE!
billie: nO-
alternatively
y/n: we're so in sync we finish each others ssss
billie: ..................
y/n: sssssssssssssssssssssss
billie: ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss stop annoying me.
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billie: if the house was on fire what would you take?
y/n: a nap
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billie: your annoying
y/n: but you love me
billie: that doesn't make you any less annoying
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y/n: tell me something romantic
billie: * finger guns * i think you're pretty rad
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billie: i'm going to bed
y/n: it's noon-
billie: time isn't real
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billie: wait, would you take a bullet for me?
y/n: i'd do anything for you
billie: even eat mushrooms?
y/n: no, those are nasty.
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finneas: hey y/n, how's life?
y/n remembering she just dropped her ice cream cone: i am a festive pinata and life is a 13 year old boy who's parents just announced their divorce
finneas: .....
billie: same
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