lol i'm tired
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finneas: how was your day?
y/n: we almost got surprised adopted
finneas: what?
billie: we almost got kidnapped.
finneas: what!?
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billie: jail is not fun, i can tell you that much
y/n: you have
billie: once, in monopoly
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y/n: always strive to the eat the stars
billie: aren't they hot
y/n: blow them first idiot
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finneas: i'm driving!
y/n: shot gun!
billie: but you had it on the way-
y/n holding a shot gun: no i found a shot gun
y/n cocks gun
y/n: and i want the front seat
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y/n: i have good news and bad news
billie: bad.
y/n: well the ostrich broke the door
billie: we don't have an-
y/n: now for the good news!
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claudia: what are you fighting about now!?
billie: she keeps using frases wrong!
y/n: oh cry me a tree.
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y/n: don't joke about murder, i was murdered once and it offends me.
billie: it's 3 in the fucking morning. and i didn't even speak.
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y/n: do i still give you butterflies?
billie:no
billie: you give me brain damage
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y/n: wanna see how badass i am!?
billie:
y/n: punches a wall
billie:
y/n: can you take me to the hospital?
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y/n: my foot hurts
billie: why??
y/n: i kicked a rock
billie: why did you kick a rock!?
y/n: i thought it was bowling ball
billie: why would you kick a bowling ball??
y/n: i didn't i kicked a rock.
y/n: pay attention.
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finneas: alright, any questions?
y/n: if cows ruled the world would they drink human milk?
finneas: ..... i meant about the meeting ........
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y/n: you had a crush on me?
y/n: that's embarrassing
billie: we are dating.
y/n: yeah but still..
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y/n: did you know that atoms can never touch?
billie:
y/n: and since everything is made up of atoms, we have never touched anything
billie:
y/n:
claudia: y/n.
y/n: so to answer your question, no i did not punch that child
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billie: does laundry detergent have flavours
y/n: yes
finneas: YOU ANSWERED THAT SO FAST
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y/n: i just spend my days vibing.
billie: no y/n you are in severe phsycological distress. get help
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y/n: zoes chapstick tastes really good
finneas: what!?
claudia: did you two kiss!? i'm telling billie!
zoe: nO SHE FUCKING ATE IT
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billie: sorry i took so long to bail you out
y/n: it's fine-
clauida: no don't apologise y/n shouldn't have used her only phone call to prank call the police.
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