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school is deteriorating my mental health :)

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billie: coffee is just bean water 

finneas: tea is just leaf water 

claudia: well then all drinks are just modified water

y/n: WHAT ABOUT MILK!?

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y/n: hey billie?

billie: what 

y/n: do crabs think fish are flying?

billie: how high are you y/n?

y/n: 5'5

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billie: raise your hand if you like me

person: what if i don't like you 

y/n: then raise your standards. bitch 

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finneas: name a way to be nice to others 

y/n: not killing them

finneas: aren't you setting the bar a bit low there?

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y/n to billie: sorry i roasted you. i was trying to flirt

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y/n: did you know jellyfish have survived 600,00 years without a brain 

billie: aww there is hope for you 

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billie: you okay you didn't sleep last night 

y/n: what you talking about i got a sloid 10 minuets 

y/n: not consecutively. but its fine

y/n: you aren't even that blurry 

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y/n dropping billie of at the airort: have  a safe flight 

billie: i don't really get a say in the matter

y/n driving off: just die then.

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billie: can you give me reason as to why the bathtub is on fire?

y/n: science.

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finneas: are you a morning or a night person 

y/n: i'm barely even a person.

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y/n: fire is my only weakness 

billie: no shit. it's everyones weakness. it's fire

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y/n trying to climb up a wall 

billie: for the last time YOU ARE NOT SPIDER MAN!

y/n: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ME AND SPIDER MAN IN THE SAME ROOM?

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