enjoy pricks
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y/n: sorry i'm late i broke down on the way here
billie: oh is your car okay?
y/n: my car?
billie:
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y/n: would it be stupid if i-
finneas , claudia and billie: yes.
y/n: first of all-
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billie: i don't know... i just don't think i fit in anywhere
y/n: no you fit perfectly in my arms
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billie: try not to kill anyone by accident
y/n: i'm not an idiot i know how to kill people on purpose
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finneas: who hurt you?
billie sarcastically: want a list?
y/n pulling out a knife: yes.
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billie to y/n: finneas hasn't stopped staring through the window since the storm started
y/n sighing: i guess we should let him in then
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billie: are you sober
y/n: no im a saggittarius
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y/n: if you had 10 burritos and someone took half what would they have
billie: a broken hand
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billie: are you dying?
y/n: yes.
billie: well die quieter im trying to sleep
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y/n: can we get mcdonalds??
billie driving past a mcdonalds: theres food at home
y/n: i want a divorce.
billie: we aren't married.
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billie: depressed
y/n: stressed
zoe: chicken breast
y/n:
billie: what.
zoe: i thought we were rhyming
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billie: what are doing?
y/n pouring two cans of monster into a mug of coffee: shortening my life span.
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zoe: let me see what you have
y/n running from billie: A KNIFE
billie running after y/n: NO!
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finneas: if good romance starts with charisma what does bad romance start with?
y/n: ra- ra- ah- ah- ahh, roma- ro- ma- ma
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billie: y/n go to the store and get a carton of milk
y/n: okay
billie: if the have avocados get six
y/n walking into the house with six cartons of milk
y/n: they had avocados
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