enjoy whores😋
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billie: guys me and y/n are officially dating
everyone gasps
billie:
billie: y/n why the hell did you gasp?
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billie: would you like to have dinner tonight?
y/n: i would like to have dinner everynight.
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y/n: billie wake up
billie: i'm not sleeping, i'm dead, leave flowers and get out.
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[y/n and finneas sitting on a bench]
billie: why do you guys look so sad?
finneas: have a seat and we'll tell you
billie sits down
y/n: the bench is freshly painted
billie:
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billie: crushes are the worst
y/n: yeah, when i have one i always act all stupid around them
billie: but you act stupid all the time
y/n: mhm, don't think too hard about that
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finneas: i have confession, sometimes i drink milk straight out of the container
claudia: ew finneas.
billie: gross
y/n: ThE cOW!?
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billie answering in the phone: hello
y/n: it's y/n
billie: what she do now?
y/n: no it's me, y/n
billie: oh, what'd you do this time?
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zoe: y/n are the big or little spoon?
y/n: a knife
billie from the other room: she's the little spoon!
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y/n: you remind me of the ocean
billie: why? because im salty and i scare people?
y/n: no because you're mysterious, deep, unpredictable, calming and entrancing
billie:oh
blue bitch vibes
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billie: why is your hand covered in band aids
y/n: you know when those chefs on tv cut the food really fast?
billie: ..... yeah
y/n: well i can't do that
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zoe: are you a cuddler?
y/n: no. i am amchine of death and destructi-
billie: yeah, she's a cuddler
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billie: let's slow dance
y/n: does the macarena at half speed*
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y/n: your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it, it probably thinks 'here comes the warms slab!'
billie: probably not
bille: it probably thinks 'oh god here comes this dipshit again, i hope to god she doesn't spill beans on me, i mean who eats beans in bed in the first place!'
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well bye bozos
