lol enjoy bitches
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billie: shit. i did something really bad.
y/n: don't worry i have a shovel.
billie: what?
y/n: what
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[y/n and billie babysitting]
y/n: uh soooo you want a beer?
billie:HE'S FOUR
y/n: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT
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billie knocks something over
y/n with her face buried in a pillow, sleep deprived: no ghosts thank you
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claudia: lets play truth or dare!
finneas: okay y/n i dare you-
billie: y/n isnt allowed to accept dares anymore
y/n: yeah apparently i have no regard for 'personal saftey' or something
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zoe: nice rock
y/n: thanks billie gave it too me
billie: i threw it at you
y/n: she's so nice
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y/n: hey i've been thinking-
billie: are you sick!?
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finneas: did you know the moon landing was fake?
y/n laughing: you believe in the moon?
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billie: what are you drinking?
y/n: tea
billie: oh what kind
y/n: tea ......... quila
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claudia: i'm going to the store does anyone want anything
y/n: a reason to live
billie: real talent
zoe: my hopes and dreams
y/n: the cash register
claudia: i'll get you some therapy
finneas: and cheetos.
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zoe: what are yu doing?
billie: helping y/n look for the brownies i ate an hour a go
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billie: don't do anything stupid while im gone
y/n: how can i? you're taking all the stupid with you
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