give me story requests bitches.
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y/n: what's a metaphor?
billie: "my life is a train wreck"
y/n: but what's a metaphor?
billie:
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finneas: do you guys have shaving cream?
billie: no why would we-
y/n: absolutely not, it tastes horrible
finneas & billie: you eat shaving cream!?
y/n: it tastes bad. why would i eat it.
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billie curled up on the floor crying
y/n trying to comfort her: don't cry bil your ass is fat as fuck
billie: i know! i'm thicc as fuck!
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billie after explaining something: what do you think?
y/n: i don't
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[at 4 am]
y/n: billie give me something fun to do
billie: sleep.
alternatively
y/n: billie give me something fun to do
billie: me.
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y/n sneezes
billie in the room next door: bless you
y/n: god!?
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billie frantically driving to finneas's house, whispering to y/n who is on th ephoneto him: ask him something!
y/n: how are you?
finneas: good
billie: something personal!
y/n: have you ever laid an egg?
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billie: what's your favourite fruit
y/n: chocolate
billie: that isn't a fruit
y/n: it grows, does it not?
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[billie an y/ns first meeting]
y/n: damn your ass is fat, what's your pronouns?
billie:
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billie texting at 1 am: s[he]be[lie]ve[d]
billie: he lied.
y/n: sbeve
billie: LET ME BE EDGY
y/n: SBEVE
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finneas & claudia: we don't want any trouble
billie & y/n: we do.
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y/n: a werewolf that doesn't know they are a werewolf would be a an unawarewolf
billie throwing a pillow at y/n: go the fuck to sleep.
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y/n: we have a problem
billie: no you have a problem i have an idiot who keeps making them
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y/n: are you okay?
billie: yeah
y/n: you don't look okay
billie: then stop looking
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finneas: fuck.
claudia:
billie:
zoe:
peaches:
shark:
y/n: finally.
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