hello
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billie: i have an amazing memory
billie: name one thing i forgot
finneas: you still haven't picked y/n from the airport
finneas: it's been 3 hours
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billie: did you have dinner?
y/n: yeah i had a salad
y/n: well more of fruit salad
y/n: mostly grapes.
y/n: okay it was only grapes
billie: ..........
y/n: fermented grapes
billie: so you had wine for dinner
y/n: i had wine for dinner
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billie: hireath why do you know so much about history?
me: peoples failure amuses me
yes a self instert. cry about it bitch.
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billie: y/n, come here
y/n: i didn't do it.
billie: do what ...?
y/n: it
billie: ...
y/n: ...
billie *narrows eyes*
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billie: this is a mistake
y/n: a mistake we will laugh about one day
billie: but not today
y/n: no.. today is gunna be a mess
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billie: this is a mistake
y/n: stop showing me the mirror.
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*at my funeral*
billie: can i see them?
relative: sure
billie leaning over the coffin: i know you're not dead bitch
me: you came!
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y/n: would like to hear my song?
billie: you write-?
finneas: sure
y/n: this is called my life so far
y/n while aggressively strumming a guitar: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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billie: shut up.
y/n: i haven't even spoke for an hour
billie: you were thinking
billie: it was annoying
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and interviewer walking into finneas house with everyone there
interviewer: who is in charge here-
billie: who ever yells the loudest
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y/n: did you dream of me
billie: yeah it was nightmare
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y/n: can i ask a dumb a question?
billie: you're best at it
