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i'm bored as hell

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y/n: wow the stars look beautiful tonight

billie: you know who else is beautiful?

y/n: aww who?

billie turning to pet shark: this beautiful boy!

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claudia: hey you awake?

finneas: yep *kisses her cheek*

y/n: billie are you up-

billie letting out a frustrated sigh: what the fuck do you want 

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someone dramatically in a movie: she was poetry, but he couldn't read 

zoe: his name was jared and he was nineteen 

billie: when his parents built a very strange machine

y/n: watch that scene digging the dancing queen 

all three: AAAAYYY MACERENA 

claudia: get out

finneas: this is why we don't invite you over to watch movies

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billie: i'm so happy i could kiss you 

y/n: cool 

billie:

y/n: 

billie: why do i even like you 

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{the lights go out}

billie: damn the power went out 

y/n: dont worry i got this *shakes rapidly and starts to glow*

billie: how-

y/n: i swallowed the liquid inside glow  sticks 

billie: WHAT THE FUCK-

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y/n gets down on one knee*

billie: oh my god it's finally happening 

y/n ties shoe laces 

billie: she finally stop wearing fucking mis matched crocs 

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y/n: you have really nice eyes bil

billie: thanks i need them to see 

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y/n: you fainted, do you remember anything 

billie: only the ambulance ride to the hospital 

y/n: i drove you 

billie: but i heard sirens

claudia: that was finneas 

finneas: sorry, i got scared 

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y/n: i was walking down the street and i saw kid who painted a pentagram on the floor trying to summon a demon 

billie: and your surprised you showed up?

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y/n: what if a snake fell asleep awkward and his him was asleep 

billie: shut up, please

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y/n: wakey wakey, eggs and bakey

billie: im vegan.

y/n: okay then wakey wakey, vegetables and saddness

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finneas: how could i ask someone out

zoe: roses are red, violets are blue, my bed has room for two

finneas: what-

y/n: twinkle twinkle little star we can do it in my car

finneas: please stop 

billie: row row row your boat, gently down the stream. merrily merrily merrily merrily, i can make you scream 

finneas: that one sounds like something a serial killer would say 

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