:) enjoy pricks
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y/n: bitch.
billie: blocked.
y/n: hey unlock me i have to tell you something important
billie: unblocked.
y/n: bitch <3
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y/n standing infront of something while holding billies hand
person: uhm can you move?
billie: don't distract the emotional support person, thank you
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[sleep deprived]
finneas: i'm so tired i could eat a horse
claudia: i identify as a horse and this offends me
billie: i identify as offends and this horses me
y/n: horses offends me, i identify
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finneas: y/n can be really immature at times
billie: ha yeah remember when she found out she could drink two capri sons at once?
y/n running into the room with three capri sons: YOU FUCKERS WONT BELIEVE THIS-
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billie over the phone: so hows the babysitting going
y/n: i've lost it.
billie: oh im sure the kid isn't that bad
y/n: no billie I LOST THE FUCKING KID
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finneas: is bilie awake yet?
y/n: no it's still nap time.
clauida: wheres billie-
y/n: it's naptime. i just came out here for water
y/n *picks up blanket and water and walks away*
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y/n: the eagles won last night.
finneas: i didn't know you watched the game
y/n covered in blood and scratches: what game?
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billie: listen we need to talk about-
y/n: the sink was on fire when i got here!
billie: what-
y/n: what
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y/n yelling form the car: CAN YOU GET ME A DRINK?
billie: FUCK NO
billie: *buys her one anyway*
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finneas walking into the room: what the fuck is going on!?
billie duct taping t/n to the ceiling: eh nothing really todays been boring
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y/n: i was not that drunk.
billie: you tried highlighting my face because im important
y/n: you are!
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y/n sleeping on the couch after a argument with billie
billie lifting up the blanket: move over
y/n: what-
billie laying ontop of y/n: i got lonely okay.
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billie: y/n, i love you. but what the fuck are you doing?
y/n sat in front of the fridge at 4 am eating yoghurt with a fork: my best.
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y/n: I JUST CHUGGED THIS WHOLE BOTTLE OF WATER!
y/n: ST- STaY- sTaY hYdRaTeD kIDs!
billie: you're literally choking right now.
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billie: some of you may die, but that is the sacrifice i'm willing to take.
y/n: this- this is just mario kart..
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billie running towards y/n with open arms
y/n moving to the side
billie: why'd you move ?
y/n: thought you were gunna tackle me or something
billie: i was gunna hug you
y/n: why would you hug me ?
billie: why would i tackle you!?
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billie opens fortune cookie
cookie: you will hurt someone close to you.
billie: bullshit *east cookie*
y/n: hey, who ate my cookie?
billie: ..... fuck.
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y/n: i would die for you
billie: i would die for you.
y/n crying: don't say that.
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y/n: you're pretty cute when you're nice
billie: what about when im not?
y/n: hot.
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y/n: those bumper cars were fun
billie: that was a parking lot and next time im driving
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claudia: people who sleep with there phone on silent or dnd really don't give a fuck about others
y/n: hey if you decide to have a problem after midnight it's between you and god
finneas:
finneas: how do you put your phone on dungeons and dragons
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well that's it for today bozos
