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sup bozos

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at disney land, on the mad hatters tea party 

claudia and finneas spinning slowly talking and enjoying the ride

billie and y/n zooming past at the speed of light screaming 

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y/n: why is peter pan always flying 

y/n: because he never lands

billie: i love this joke it never grows old 

finneas: it ticks to it's rhythm 

zoe: i don't get it i'm lost, boys 

claudia: these jokes make me want to jump out of a window 

billie: don't do that its wendy outside

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finneas: you know that can kill you right?

y/n downing a whole bottle of vodka: that's the point, i'm speeding up the process 

billie eating raw cookie dough nodding

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y/n staring out of a window smiling

finneas: what you looking at? a dog 

y/n: no

finneas: flowers?

y/n: no 

billie: she set the garden on fire to see if it would burn

finneas: WHAT!?

y/n happily sighing: everything's on fire

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billie: hey how much money do you have?

y/n: like 69 cents?

billie: you know what that means 

y/n sobbing: i don't have enough money for chicken nuggets...

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billie gets a paper cut: ow :(

y/n punching a wall: HASN'T SHE SUFFERED ENOUGH!!??

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*power goes out*

y/n: fuck

billie: don't worry i got this

*stops feet*

*sketchers light up*

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y/n shines a flash light under the bed 

y/n: hey bil, you ready to come out an interact with people?

billie: *demonic screeching*

y/n: understandable, have a great day 

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