been hating being alive lately
anyway, enjoy fools
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y/n: i'm never donating blood again
billie: mhmm
y/n: as soon as you walk through the door its non stop questions
billie: yep
y/n: " where did you get this from?" "why is it in a bucket" "someone call the police"
billie: what-
y/n: i know, ungrateful people.
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y/n: i just wanted to seep you off your feet!
billie: you picked me up and threw me over your shoulders
y/n: so-
billie: without warning. that's kidnapping y/n
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y/n: we can see mythical creatures!? i wanna go see the penguins!
billie: y/n, penguins are real
y/n: that' the spirit bil, they're real to me too
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billie: y/n are you high?
y/n: am i what?
billie: high
y/n: hello
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y/n: i had a salad earlier, it's leaves were crunchy and fall themed
billie: did you eat leaves of the fucking floor again!?
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billie: *sneezes*
y/n: *aggressively throws blankets at her*
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y/n: trust fall!
billie from the other side of the room: nope i am not going to catch you
y/n: T R U S T F A L L
billie: i said no.
y/n: i'm falling!
billie: * jumps over the couch kicks over coffee table and dives to catch y/n *
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billie: bring the beat in.
y/n walking in with a beet on a plate: anything for you bil
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death: your time has come
y/n: hold on let me go ask my girlfriend
death: that's not how this works-
y/n: sorry she said no, but there's always next time
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y/n: damn it really is dark in here
billie:
y/n: i'm not scared
billie:
y/n: i mean who be scared of the dark
billie:
y/n: not me that's for sure
billie: do you want to hold my hand?
y/n: yes please..
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billie: your existence confuses me
y/n: what-
billie: your presence annoys me, but the thought of something bad happening to you makes me upset
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y/n kicks the door down and runs in carrying billie
finneas: what happened now?
y/n: NOBODY DIED!
finneas: what the fuck kind of response is that!?
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billie: did that hurt?
y/n: what when i fell from heaven?
billie: no.
billie: you just fell in the middle of street.
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y/n: guess what number i'm thinking off!
billie: 420?
y/n: no, that's really immature billie, take this seriously
billie: 69?
y/n: yeah..
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y/n: fuck, i wanna die.
finneas: language.
y/n: heckity heck, i crave death.
billie: no- we talked about this
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[after billie left for tour
zoe: hey y/n
y/n laying face down on the floor sobbing: billie used to call me that...
zoe:
zoe: that's because its your fucking name.
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billie: god damn it everywhere i turn. BAM there's y/n.
finneas: that's because you've been following her for the past 2 hours
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billie: are you okay?
y/n: i'm fine
billie: explain what you mean by fine.
y/n: i mean i'm perfectly content right now but wouldn't mind if the sun exploded and killed us all
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bye bitches
