enjoy fools
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y/n: are you okay?
billie crying: mhm it just these onions
y/n:
y/n: those are potatoes
y/n: and your just staring at them-
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[during an argument]
billie: yeah well i hate you
y/n: no you don't
billie mumbling: no i don't
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y/n: if i punch myself am i strong or weak
finneas: strong
zoe: weak
billie: an idiot
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billie: pass me the salt
y/n: what?
billie: pass me the salt please.
y/n: the what?
billie : *long tired sigh*
billie: could you please pass me the ocean cocaine.
y/n: oh yeah sure
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[during an argument]
y/n: i can't stand you!
billie looking at her phone: then sit down
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flight attendant: please make sure all small items are secure
y/n whispering to billie: do you feel safe bi?
billie: two fucking inches y/n.
sorry if you're not 5'5 but i am so deal with it hoe <3
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y/n: who ate my fries!? im going to fucking ki-
billie: me, i did.
y/n: .... kiss you and hug you and buy more fries because you haven't been eating enough
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y/n: people say i have a unique way of lighting up a room!
billie: no stupid, that's arson and those people are witnesses
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billie: why are you covered in blood?
y/n: don't worry it's not mine :)
billie: and that's supposed to make it better
y/n: mhm!
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y/n: billie gave me a get well soon card
