i had to take a covid test. i almost died THOSE BITCHES HURT DAMN
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billie: eye spy with my little eye, someone that needs to shut up
y/n: is it me?
billie: it's always you :)
y/n: i win!
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y/n: sighing no one loves me
finneas: you sure?
y/n: mhm
finneas pointing between billie and y/n aggressively: YOU REALLY FUCKING SURE
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claudia: where's y/n?
billie: doing stuff
claudia: where's finneas?
billie: trying to stop y/n from doing the stuff
claudia: okay..where's zoe
billie: trying to stop finneas from stopping y/n from doing stuff
claudia: well if they're all there why aren't you with them
billie: because i'm stopping you from stopping zoe stopping finneas stopping y/n
claudia: what-
or alternatively
claudia: where's billie?
zoe: doing stuff
claudia: where's y/n
zoe: she's stuff
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y/n: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE MOTHER FUCKERS
y/n: aggressively throws water bottles
billie: uhm....
zoe: she's trying to yell mental health and well-being into us
y/n still throwing water bottles: I APPRICIATE ALLOF YOU RATS
billie tearing up: it's working-
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y/n: did you have to stab him?
billie: you weren't there you didn't hear what he said to me
y/n: okay and what did he say
billie: 'what are you gunna do huh? stab me?'
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y/n: on a scale of 1 - 10 what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? mines square
billie: 72
zoe: what-
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finneas: if i were a gardener id put our two-lips together
claudia: aww
y/n: why cant we be like that
billie: if i were a gardener you'd be my hoe
y/n: that's why..
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billie: did you eat my powdered doughnuts?
y/n swallowing a mouth full of doughnuts: no
billie: then what's the white powder on your jeans
y/n: cocaine.
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billie: hey do you want to-- stop screaming-- do you want to watch the office with me
y/n: IM IN THE SHOWER GET OUT
billie: okay. but, when you're done do you want to watch the office with me
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billie watches someone break something by accident
billie: what an idiot
billie realising it's y/n: THATS MY IDOIT
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y/n: theres no i in team
finneas: your right so can i-
y/n: but there is in pizza
billie: so you're not going to share
y/n: no. i am not going to share, william
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y/n carrying all the bags in both hands
billie holds out hand to help
y/n switches everything into one hand and holds billie hand
billie: that's not what i-
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y/n: bitches be like 'oooo i loveee billies voice, she's so talenteddd'
billie: ....
y/n: it's me. i'm bitches
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[y/n and billie on a date stood in the middle of a forest]
billie: i come here when i get sad
y/n: aww thanks for showing me-
billie: no i'm joking we are lost
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finneas: pass the sugar
y/n throws claudia across the table
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billie: must you attack me with words
y/n: would you prefer rocks?
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billie: when you said 'magical in bed' this wasn't exactly what i was expecting
y/n holds up ace of spades is this your card?
billie: oh my god-
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