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69 parts, nice

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y/n: everyone has that one friend that's a bad influence, who teaches you a few things 

y/n: like how to pick pocket, hot wire a car, put tacs in your shoes to throw off a lie detector 

finneas: and which friend is it?

y/n: me :)

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y/n: i'm so stupid

billie:

finneas: 

claudia

zoe:

y/n: no y/n, you're not stupid, we love you, you're so smart 

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y/n: disrespect me or my friends again and i'll eat your shower curtains 

critic: i have glass covers.

y/n: well crunchity munchity then bitch, you think a bit of glass is gunna stop me?

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zoe: why are you laying on the floor?

billie: we're having a mentally unstable party 

y/n: you can join, only one requirement you have to be mentally unstable 

billie: yeah we just lay here, ignoring reality and neglecting to take care of ourselves 

y/n *half hearted jazz hands while laying face down in the floor*

zoe: ......

zoe: move over.

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[after y/n got into a fight]

billie: you good?

y/n: no, and there's nothing you can do to help

billie: want a cookie?

y/n: yes, yes i do 

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y/n: i may be antisocial 

billie: but?

y/n: no that's it.

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y/n: can i have another slice?

finneas: whats the magic word ?

y/n: please?

finneas: no, it was lotion, but you can have another because you asked nicely 

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[after billie and y/n had a fight]

claudia: someone scratched billies car with a key!

y/n: it was actually a knife- i mean, oh nooo!

billie: what!?

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billie: are you watching netlix 

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