enjoy bozos
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y/n: remember kids, rats are the capri sun of the vampire world
billie: uh hi, what the actual fuck
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billie: stress isn't good for the baby!
y/n: what baby-
billie: it's me, i'm the baby
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y/n: i only feel one emotion and its anger!
billie: last nigh you would only text me heart emojis for about 5 minuets straight
y/n: out of anger!
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billie sneaks into the house wearing a large coat
y/n: what's with the coat
billies coat: barks
y/n:
billie: drugs
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y/n: how drunk was i last night
billie: you forgot what milk was and asked for cereal water
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billie: *loud sigh*
y/n: babe what's wrong?
billie: you haven't looked at me for 10 minuets
y/n: billie we are watching a movie
billie: i didn't ask for an excuse
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claudia: i want to hear those three words
y/n and billie: we love you
claudia: sweet but try again
y/n and billie: ...
y/n and billie: we will behave
claudia: there we go
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y/n: everything will be alright
billie: how can you say that
y/n: because sometimes when things go wrong all you have is denial.
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y/n: when i get murdered can you make sure it stays an unsolved case
billie: huh-
y/n: i want to be on buzzfeed unsolved
billie: can we go back to when you said 'when i get murdered'?
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y/n looking through the first aid kit: why the fuck is this just filled with takis
billie bleeding out: i thought it was funny at the time
