Jerry's Cousin // Jack Brewer X OC

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||ROWDY RUDY||

|CAMI

Me and Jack were watching Eddie and Jerry spar. It seemed to be an even fight until Jerry clamped his hand on Eddie's armpit. "Hey! Stop!" Jack broke them up.

"What was that?!" Eddie asked.

"The Atomic Claw! Woo!" Jerry whooped.

"You can't use that in a spar! It's not a martial arts move!" I berated.

"It's a pro wrestling move, dude. You know who uses it?" Jerry asked.

"Hmm, let me think," I sarcastically hummed. "The Atomic Claw?"

"You know wrestling's fake right?" Kim asked, walking into the main dojo space.

"Whoa whoa! There is nothing fake about the Claw's claw. It's 100% bionic with titanium fingers that can crush a man's skull," Jerry countered.

"It's a catcher's mitt wrapped in aluminum foil," Jack deadpanned.

"So uh I'm guessing you guys aren't going to the Wrestle Frenzy this weekend?" Jerry asked.

"Of course we're going!"

"Wouldn't miss it!"

"Why wouldn't we?" we overlapped.

"Can we get back to sparring?" Eddie asked.

"Come on. Let's go," Jack pulled the two back towards the middle of the mat. "Alright, you ready? Go!" Jack signaled the start of the fight as me, Kim, and him watched Jerry and Eddie go at it again. They were doing pretty well until Eddie pinched Jerry's earlobes. Me, Jack, and Kim sighed, watching them from the side. Jerry finally escaped Eddie's pinch, angrily.

"That is crossing the line dude! You do not touch another man's ears! Ever!" Jerry yelled. That probably concerned Rudy because he emerged from his office, looking frustrated.

"What're you guys doing?" Rudy demanded.

"He gave me the Atomic Claw, so I gave him the Russian Lobe Lock," Eddie answered.

"Wait, so I go into my office for 10 minutes and you guys just goof off?" Rudy asked.

"Sorry Rudy," Jerry apologized. "We're just pumped about Wrestle Frenzy comin' to town."

"What is it with you kids and this wrestling stuff?" Rudy asked exasperated. "If I wanted to see giant freaks pounding on each other, I'd go home for Thanksgiving! I don't need this today!"

"Whoa Rudy, chill," I told him. "What's got your manties in a bunch?"

"Well, I don't know, let me see. My cat needs feline braces and I had to help my mother's man friend because his nose was stuck in a bowling ball!" Rudy almost shouted.

"How d'you get-"

"-by playing a game called 'I Bet I Can Fit my Nose in That'!" Rudy cut Kim off. Sheesh dude.

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"I tasted her lipstick and cough drops for 3 weeks," I heard Milton say as I approached him, Eddie, and Jerry.

"Who's lipstick and cough drops?" I asked.

"My aunt, Gertie's. I didn't mean to plant one on her! I swear!" Milton exclaimed.

"Huh?" I asked, completely lost.

"Guys! You are not gonna believe this!" Jack spoke as he sprinted toward us, running right into me. "Sorry," he quickly apologized helping me up. The funny thing was, he kept his arm around me. "Anyway, that wrestler Mondo Mountain is in town. He was in Falafel Phil's and, apparently, he met Rudy!"