Jerry's Cousin // Jack Brewer X OC

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Me, Jack, Kim, and Milton were in Falafel Phil's hanging out. I explained the whole Jack relationship secret situation to Kim. She promised not to tell anyone about us and even offered to help cover up our disappearances for extra dates. Let's just say, thanks to her me and Jack have been able to spend a lot more time together. Phil approached our table with a weird smile. "And now it's time for my favorite part of your dining experience. The check," Phil slammed the bill onto the table. Me, Kim, and Milton looked at the bill, our eyes widening.

"Guys, relax. I'm paying today," Jack reminded us. "My new job at the dojo means I can treat my friends to a nice meal."

"Yeah, we may have gone a little overboard when you said you were gonna pay," I nervously laughed, handing him the bill. "Well, I'm gonna go workout."

"Me too," Kim agreed.

"Whoa," Jack's voice stopped me. "That's a little bit more than I expected. Um we didn't order 5 babaganush platters."

"Oh. Yeah I did. I heard you were buying. Thanks Jack," Jerry thanked as he came up to us with a big stack of food before leaving.

"That's who I meant by 'we'," I sighed, pointing at Jerry's retreating figure.

"Put on your fancy hairnet Tootsie!" we heard Phil order. Phil came out in a weird green and gold attire, picking out some customers. "Uh you have to leave. You, leave! You can stay. You can stay."

"Phil, what are you doing?" Kim asked.

"The prince of Hakmakistan is coming here to see me and I don't want him looking at anyone who is not pleasing to the eyes," Phil explained. "And uh I'll be honest with you, Milton, you, my friend, very much on the fence."

"Why is the prince of Hakmakistan in Seaford?" I asked.

"Hakmakistan is going to use the port of Seaford for all of it's American trading," Milton answered as Phil started cleaning up the place. "There's gonna be a royal reception tomorrow night at the Seaford Tower. And I'll be attending, you know why?"

"Because you're a nerd with no life?" Kim guessed.

"Kim, don't be mean," I scolded. "It's, obviously, because he's a nerd who thinks this royal thingy will make him cool."

"And," Milton nodded, "I'm president of the United Nations Club."

"He's here! He's here!" Phil announced, backing into his restaurant. We all stood up smiling. "Welcome! Welcome, your highness, welcome! If the redheaded bird boy offends you, he's out."

"My name is Yuval, prince of Hakmakistan," Prince Yuval introduced himself, walking up to me. "When a man from my country sees a beautiful woman, there is a customary greeting. May I?"

"Uh I guess," I slowly nodded. He put his hand on my cheek making tilt away a little. He started this weird scream thing, spitting on both sides of my body. "You know, Kim is a beautiful woman as well, so why don't you do....whatever that was, with her? Yeah. Put your hand there. Yeah, there you go." I replaced myself with Kim who was giving me a dirty look. The prince started his weird thing again, just for Kim to stop him.

"You're good handsome," Kim stopped him.

"Hey uh Jack, you need me to help you with our check? I am related to the taking advantage jerk," I offered.

"Relax, I got it," Jack assured.

"No, I got it," Prince Yuval took the bill. "Put your little pennies away. I would love the honor to treat this lovely lady and her friends." The prince had approached me again and I could see Jack becoming jealous again. He gets jealous pretty easily, but doesn't get rash about it, which I appreciate.