Jerry's Cousin // Jack Brewer X OC

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||WEDDING CRASHERS||

|CAMI

"Here it is Mika. This is the place I got my black belt and beat down Jack and Cami," Jerry announced as he walked in, not noticing me and Jack huddling over his bag, looking for the hair tie I accidentally dropped into it. He only saw Eddie and Milton stretching for practice. We got up, looking at Jerry with an 'oh really?' look. "Oh hey Jack, Cami," he greeted nonchalantly, but stopped the second he realized we heard what he'd said. "Uh we should probably go, Mika."

"No, no no no," Jack stopped him. "Why don't you show her how you beat us down?" 

"See uh the things is I don't really remember," Jerry nervously laughed.

"Oh. Then allow us to demonstrate. Jack?" I gestured towards Jerry.

"First, he got me in an arm lock. Like this," Jack demonstrated.

"He, then, proceeded to nail me in the kneecap, like so," I kicked Jerry's kneecap, making him groan.

"Then, Jerry gave Jack a front snap kick," Milton added as Jack demonstrated, "right before Jerry gave Cami a swinging sweep kick." I demonstrated the move, knocking my foot under Jerry's.

"Then he flipped Jack," Eddie added as Jack flipped Jerry, "and using a spinning back kick to knock out Cami." I pulled Jerry up, performing a spinning back kick, ending him groaning on the mat.

"Wow, you're a very excellent fighter, Jerry," Mika clapped. Jerry weakly gave her a thumbs up as he slowly made his way up.

"Hey! Bobby's on his way over here," Rudy told us making us all rush towards the door.

"What is this Bobby?" Mika asked.

"Oh he's the rich guy that owns the dojo," Jerry answered. "Whenever he visits he always makes these insane, over the top entrances." Bobby approached the dojo like a normal person would, concerning everybody, but Mika who wasn't quite used to Bobby yet. Bobby walked up to the mats, shoving his face into it. We all walked up to him, worried. "Ok, not one of his best," Jerry pointed out.

"Bobby, what's the matter?" Eddie asked.

"I'm lonely," Bobby bluntly replied.

"But why are you lonely? Do you not have a girlfriend?" Mika asked.

"Excuse me! I am Bobby Wasabi! And no, I have no girlfriend," Bobby choked as he sat behind me and Jack who were sitting on the bench.

"Wait, well, that's it. That's what you need," Rudy told him. "I'm gonna help you find a girlfriend."

"Oh please. You'd have a better chance of getting a girlfriend if a walrus helped you instead of him," I scoffed. 

"Shut up Cami!" Rudy snapped. "Trust me Bobby. I've got your back. Cause if there's one thing I know it's to know how to deal with the crushing blow of loneliness."

"It is Tuesday. Come to Falafel Phil's! It is single's night," Mika offered.

"Oooooh! Falafel," Bobby laughed, nodding.

"Forget falafel! We are gonna find you a lady," Jack promised, patting Bobby's shoulder from the other side of me. "And how hard could it be? You're smart, an ex-movie star, and really, really-"

"-handsome," Bobby cut off Jack.

"I was gonna say rich," Jack corrected.

"Rich and handsome it is!" Bobby decided.

"Yo, Cami. You should go to Falafel Phil's and mingle with the other dudes," Jerry suggested.

"No, she's good. She has plans," Jack immediately intervened, almost making me laugh.