Jerry's Cousin // Jack Brewer X OC

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This chapter will include some LGTBQ+ mentions, so if you don't support that, please get off of my page. I want this to be an open space for everybody. The hes, shes, theys, nonbinaries, and everyone, really. Thanks! Happy reading!

|CAMI

Me and the gang were all eating at Falafel Phil's, conversing regularly. "Does your hummus smell worse than it normally does?" Eddie asked after we wrapped up a conversation on the new sub science teacher.

"It's not the hummus. It's coming from him," Milton gestured to Jerry.

"That's my new cologne. It's called Impurity," Jerry told us, spritzing the table.

"Well, it's definitely impurifying my oxygen," I coughed as we all pulled our food away. We heard the high pitched giggle of a Swathmore kid.

"Check it out. Swathmore Academy students. Perfect skin, perfect hair, perfect teeth," Jack listed.

"Perfectly disgusting," I added.

"They must have finally realized Phil makes the best falafel in town," Milton nodded.

"Put it in a doggy bag, you," one of the Swathmore kids ordered. "It's for our dogs. Can you imagine? He thought we were going to eat this." Both Swathmore kids started laughing, properly, which ultimately made them sound like fancy seals.

"What's next? Should we go bathe in the mall fountain?" the other Swathmore kid joked making the female Swathmore laugh weirdly again.

"Oh uh not from 3 to 4," Jerry intervened. "That's Jerry time."

"Hello Jerry. I wish I could stay, but my poor pug is starving," the female Swathmore said. "Who's that chick?"

"I'm Cami," I spoke cautiously. 

"You're gorgeous," she complimented.

"Thank you?" I thanked, more as a question. I looked at Jack or Kim for help, but they just shrugged.

"Oh you're so funny," she giggled. "We should go out sometime. Ta ta." The female Swathmore slid me a slip of paper before leaving with a large smile on her face.

"Wha- she- did- What just happened?" I sputtered, opening the piece of paper. "'Here's my number, call me sometime.'" My jaw dropped. I'm not against the LGBTQ+ community, but I'm just not as attracted to girls as I am to guys, however I have had crushes on girls in the past. So, I guess you could say I'm sorta bi. "Wow."

"They think they're so much better than us just because they go to a private school," Kim broke me out of my thoughts.

"Well, we are eating their dog food," Jack nodded, taking a bite of his falafel ball.

"And they're a week away showing us up, again, for Seaford on Parade," Milton sighed.

"Yo, I thought our float last year was a winner," Jerry argued.

"It was Ernie, the janitor, sitting in a shopping cart with a tube sock on his head," Jack deadpanned.

"It took forever to get that sock off," I shuddered at the memory.

"Winner," Jerry repeated.

"I don't know why they always win the float competition. I mean, what was so impressive about their giant space shuttle last year?" Kim asked.

"It flew," we all spoke in unison, causing Kim to defeatedly nod.

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