Pick-Up Lines

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Semi and Shirabu Private Messages

Semi:
Shira
Shirabu
Shira
Shita
Shitabu
Kenjiro
Kenjiro
Shira
Answer your God damn phone this is important
Shirabu

Shirabu is online

Shirabu:
Omfg what?

Semi:
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right?

Shirabu:
...
...
Are you dumb or are you stupid
There are 26 letters you dumb fuck

Semi:
Oh, I guess I forgot
U R A Q T

Shirabu:
...

Shirabu is offline

Semi:
Shira!
I have actually got a genuine question though please! It's really important

Shirabu is online

Shirabu:
Fine, what is it?

Semi:
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Cause you're an angel

Shirabu:
...
No but I scraped my knee climbing from the pits of hell

Semi is offline

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Daichi and Sugawara Private Messages

Daichi:
Hey, Koushi I have a question.

Sugawara is online

Sugawara:
What is it dai

Daichi:
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Cause you're an angel

Sugawara:
...

Sugawara is offline

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Kuroo and Kenma Private Messages

Kuroo:
Kenma
Kenma
Kenma
Kenma
Kenma
Kenma
Kenma
Kenma
Kenma
Kenma
Kenma
Kenma
Kenma
Kitten
Kitten
Kitten
Kitty
Baby
Kitty
Please answer me
Kenma
Kenma
Kenma
Kenma
Kenma
Kenma
Kenma
Kenma

Kenma is online

Kenma:
No

Kenma is offline

Kuroo:
Kitty

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Bokuto and Akaashi Private Messages

Bokuto:
Agashi
Agashi
Agashi
Agashi
Agashi

Akaashi is online

Akaashi:
Yes, Bokuto-San?

Bokuto:
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Cause you're an angel😇

Akaashi:
...
Bokuto-San...
I- thank you, Bokuto-San

Bokuto:
😁

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