Aight so before we start, I'm a STAY, which by the title I think is pretty obvious. If you don't know what a STAY is, it's just what the members of Stray Kids call their fans, like how BTS call theirs ARMY. Basically this is just gonna be if the captain's were the Stray Kids members, imma put the members names here, they will be in brackets next to the captain's names in the scenarios/memes
Bang Chan
Lee Minho / Lee Know
Changbin
Hyunjin
Han Jisung / Han
Felix
Seungmin
Jeongin / I.N.
I know that this barely makes any sense rn, but it will make more sense later, k.
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So this was gonna be a story about the Haikyuu Captains being in different SKZ scenarios, however I am Dumbo and forgot to save the work and I forgot w
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(Bang Chan) Ushijima: Yah I do have a pretty big nose. You know what else is big *moves chair back and looks down* My- my feet-
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(Felix) Bokuto: Too much BUTTAH!
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(Minho) Kuroo: Which body part are you most confident in?
(Felix) Oikawa: *suggestive face and wiggling eyebrows*
(Minho) Kuroo: ahhh, we understand.
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(Felix) Bokuto: *in the highest voice possible, singing* Hey Kuroo, will you touch me, I feel so soft and fluffy
(Seungmin) Kuroo: *disgusted*
(Felix) Bokuto: *still singing*
(Chan) Daichi: *worried but staying quiet*
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(Felix) Oikawa: Mah sausage- why ya stealin mah sausage?
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(Chan) Kuroo: *washing Bokutos hair* stay still
(Felix) Bokuto: yes daddy
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I realised after writing this that it's largely Bokuto being Felix- and it's also just mostly Felix- that kid says so much weird shit though so it's not hard tbh
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This gonna be the last chapter lol
Bye
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